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CurlyDumps

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  1. Ballmer might not be stupid, but he was certainly desperate to land KL. He probably secretly said yes to every dumbfuck illegal Uncle Dennis demand, and then had to figure out a way to deliver. I imagine there are dumber, sloppier ways to circumvent the cap.
  2. Decision time? They arent actually gonna punt are they?
  3. Watching Cowboys OL bungle a stunt gave me Herb Hand flashbacks.
  4. Er, what? Feels like I'm reading a parody article. Treating NFL scouts like shit doesn't seem like a smart recruiting strategy.
  5. "What the fuck man. This isn't fair." -eyeliner guy
  6. And then Boyz II Men came in and broke your hype meter
  7. I'll take that bet if vague social media posts count.
  8. Paul Wadlington talked about this play on his podcast. He saw the same thing. Stroh getting his shit mashed in blocked Arch's view and made it look like the play was blown up.
  9. Throwing Golden out there is exciting but Downs is safer Pacheco Agree on NYJ. Chicago is intriguing as well getting JJ in his first start. Had my auction draft last night which went sideways as usual. I ended up with these 4 RB's and have to bench one (half ppr): J. Taylor vs. MIA J. Cook vs. BAL Chuba @ JAX Breece vs PIT
  10. Not sure what has grinded my gears more the last 5 days: The sharing of insipid, unfunny AI Slop memes (Arch Manning as Dak Prescott? Shane Gillis???) The sharing of shit tier youtube videos as some kind of credible course. Unfortunately both of these things are here to stay.
  11. Texas 13 SJSU 12 3 Watsons rushing
  12. Yeah. "Isn't that what the Clippers pay him to do anyway?" will be the overworked social media joke of the week.
  13. I just learned something shocking. Mike Lombardi, current UNC GM and Belichick crony who has failed in every job that didn't provide him a seat on Tom Brady's jock, is the highest paid GM in CFB. According to ChatGPT he's making $1.5mil, and the next highest GM salary is USC at $1mil. What a laughable misallocation of funds.
  14. If you refuse to evolve your understanding of the sport, you take the points boomers can keep screaming it into the void until you die, I guess. Barring obvious specific situations, no coaches kick FGs inside the 5 yard line anymore. It's dumb, bad math, losing football. Let your 16 yard field goals go. Or don't. It's amusing as hell.
  15. Margin of defeat in both their debuts was identical, too. If you dont count UNT, Charlie lost to BYU 41-7. Mack enjoyed the hell out of both, guaranteed.
  16. Wonder which 41-7 Mack enjoyed more.
  17. Maybe it's a "Rookie of the Year" situation where the injury made him throw harder.
  18. Most (all?) of the criticisms were about the run blocking.
  19. Ah yeah that wording is confusing. But a few posts back OU +10 was mentioned. Which is hilariously chickenshit as a cell phone flop out style challenge, btw. Texas +10, now that would take some brass ones.
  20. The line will be down to 5 or less by kickoff. So no, it's not at all tempting.
  21. Lol at Ian Boyd being the only dipshit on Earth to say, "loooved the QB sneak. More of that, please!"
  22. It will be a "reassignment" disguised as a promotion. Sark gives him a toddler toy headset that doesn't actually work.
  23. What, is he ruining the dignified sanctity of Big Noon Kickoff?
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