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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Highs in the low 80s in Austin starting next Wednesday have to be a cruel joke, right? Right?
  2. This is completely understated. Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president. Or his wife for that matter.
  3. Thanks. Couldn’t get an appointment with the urologist until mid-July, so we’ll see how that goes.
  4. LOL. A "former" president at my company was fired for similar reasons. We were in San Diego, and he took some Jordanian customers to a strip club in Tijuana, and forced a couple of female admin assistants to go along with them.
  5. So that's why Mitch's hands turn brown, die and wither. Also, the Pentagon morphing into a trashcan is fitting imagery.
  6. Enjoy your extra mayonnaise, Senor future man. Maybe wear some appropriate non-convict apparel next time or shut the fuck up. Nah, too much to ask.
  7. Calm down, fellas!
  8. My sister worked at UR Cooks over on Burnet/183. I almost got tossed out of there for squirting clarified butter under the guys steak next to mine, when he wasn’t looking. It would cause quite a flare up. I loved that place.
  9. Ah gotcha, thanks. This one doesn't look too hard, but I'm tempted just to make her return it just because.
  10. You mean you fixed/replaced the waveguide cover, or just fixed the microwave in general?
  11. There was one on Anderson Lane. I know because I once got asked to leave the premises after getting into a food fight in the condiment line.
  12. We bought a new GE combination microwave/convection oven. My wife proceeded to tear the mica board waveguide cover out of it, “because it looked like cardboard and the instructions said to remove all packaging”. Now I have to either try to fix it or return it.
  13. Are you insinuating we shouldn’t let people with felony convictions into the country? We should make an ad about that.
  14. I’m getting a U of H bleacher vibe.
  15. National Healthcare Now!
  16. Gee thanks. 😂
  17. I’m not hung and my Palo Verde has done vamoosed to blanco! Also we don’t rent pigs.
  18. Nope that’s next I guess. Fortunately I don’t have any history of PC in the family, so hoping this is a non-event.
  19. I didn’t trademark cheese hinge, because I’m not THAT big of an asshole.
  20. It’s hip to be square, man.
  21. I’m subscribing to your chat. Elevated PSA levels the last two tests, an MRI shows a “lesion” about 9mm and an infection. Good times.
  22. I thought I did. Sadly could not eat as much as I used to. Was feeling cry, but hey I got leftover cold pizza for breakfast!
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