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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Can’t answer a question, has to genuflect to master. Yep, that’s @Incredulity Can’t even answer. What a disappointment.
  2. Cop out, nope, you are too dumb to answer a simple question. Instead you deflect. You wear Velcro shoes, I’m guessing. Probably adult diapers too, like your idol?
  3. You never did answer the fucking question though, and you never will, because you can’t.
  4. Thanks, I guess. The graveyard of humanity is littered with such admiration.
  5. @immamac sorry, I probably dragged this into cr territory. But read the thread. This jackass wants to hide behind mama’s skirt and not have to answer for shit. He’s a pussy. Here he is now trying to fix it. Yeah, I have pink elephants galore. Sigh.
  6. @Incredulity explain to us how voting for the GOP helps you out? Simple fucking question.
  7. The issue is a sober you is more dangerous than a drunker Otis. You are the problem. You evaded the question. Answer it you coward.
  8. Punted on first down, ya did. Congrats. Giant pussy. You asked if this was 1873, was that a troll? Yes, it was. You are incapable of answering simple questions. A simple man of the land. A.. you’re a troll, a moron or worse. Answer my question.
  9. I bet her biscuits and gravy were top notch. I’d have washed up on the porch five times to get a glimpse of that.
  10. One question for you. What benefit or positive gain do you think voting for the GOP will get you? Name just one thing. Can you do that?
  11. With the amount of people who reject any immunizations, yeah pretty much. Yellow fever out front shoulda told ya.
  12. You mean your avatar? Because that’s all I’m seeing. Sorry meemaw!
  13. Lol no shit. “Well we survived the hailstorm and blizzard. Tomorrow it’s going to be 107 and some wildfires will burn up the chicken coop. Don’t get pregnant though, we’d have to wagon train to Utah to get an abortion. And for god sakes, you girls don’t wear any trousers. We got enough problems as is.
  14. Not to mention Texas is subsidizing supposed crime in NYC by paying to send rapists and blood diluting migrants there.
  15. That guy that wrote “The Worst Hard Times”, well, he needs a do over, even worser hard times. Dust fire bowl with earthquakes, floods, hail and Hitler all at the same time. Grab the saddle horn and pucker your anus.
  16. Cross between serenade and marinate.
  17. Good grief. Sounds like a solid day in Williamson county. Props on recognizing the gaspergoo, I’ve gotten a few of those top breathers there.
  18. Gee your hair smells terrific! 😅 I get a ton of calls from small towns in Texas that I've never heard of. I don't answer them, but I'm learning more geography by looking each one up when they call.
  19. I read this like five times, and I keep picturing the gypsy wagon in the Wizard of Oz, except he’s a traveling proctologist with an unlimited supply of propofol.
  20. If it does, you better post video. Though I doubt it would be better than the rattlesnake den mess you had that one time.
  21. Good luck. I now have to write instruction letters and apply stickers when we ship stuff with lithium ion batteries. Good times.
  22. It probably made @Scheiss Meister flinch.
  23. Also led to shit taking.
  24. Tell us more about this AI Smart Dildo !
  25. Just curious, do you have to develop specialized firefighting plans in the event a battery barn catches fire?
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