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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Nope that’s next I guess. Fortunately I don’t have any history of PC in the family, so hoping this is a non-event.
  2. I didn’t trademark cheese hinge, because I’m not THAT big of an asshole.
  3. It’s hip to be square, man.
  4. I’m subscribing to your chat. Elevated PSA levels the last two tests, an MRI shows a “lesion” about 9mm and an infection. Good times.
  5. I thought I did. Sadly could not eat as much as I used to. Was feeling cry, but hey I got leftover cold pizza for breakfast!
  6. I’m gonna dunk on you bastards. This here’s a couple pieces of a whole wheat savage, and two pieces of a meaters. The sad part? I’m eating it. All.
  7. Feeling roast of beef. With double cheddar, bacon, some jalapeños, and horsey sauce. On Texas toast. Mmm Mmm good.
  8. ERCOT blackouts, no charging, feel cry.
  9. Just quoting some testament, man. With a little sauce. Let’s get it on, umm yeah let’s get it on.
  10. Let’s joke about hummus, while humans get ground into hamburger. No offense, just facts. If we could find an intact foreskin amongst the rubble of this rabble, we might put some Valentina’s on it, and eat it like a pork rind!
  11. Welcome to old age, mi amigo. If my life were an Indian name, at this point it would be “hesitates to fart”. Cuz lord knows what might happen.
  12. @immamacCan we change the thread title to add “convicted felon” after pathetic?
  13. I’m over just south of Westgate and Slaughter and it was 1.24 inches at the Shady Hollow station.
  14. That’s exactly what will happen.
  15. That’s a row of shops just past the Holland Hotel. I think there was a bakery/restaurant right there.
  16. Judge Roybeanbag

    Burgers

    I like scraping it with fries.
  17. It made the moon look orange coming up the last couple nights.
  18. The frau haus holds many sausages, my friend! Just not all at once.
  19. Sure looks better than this old flatbed Ford I had to ride in.
  20. Woof! I like mustard on my biscuits!
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