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Posts posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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23 minutes ago, Orange&White said:
Um...that was not beef, it was the last homeless guy that died in that camp.
Donner party style.
I figured it was just a Rusty brisket. Woof.
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Get off my lawn! Whippersnapper!
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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:
What was the question again?
How does the GOP help you out? Come on, man you can’t redirect me like that. I asked you, plainly, to explain how voting GOP helps you out as opposed to either not voting or voting Biden. If you misunderstood that then you’re more of a moron than I thought. It’s a simple question. You can’t answer it.
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Can’t answer a question, has to genuflect to master. Yep, that’s @Incredulity Can’t even answer. What a disappointment.
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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:
Well of course I can’t, we’re not in the CR. But you’re too drunk to remember that.
Cop out, nope, you are too dumb to answer a simple question. Instead you deflect. You wear Velcro shoes, I’m guessing. Probably adult diapers too, like your idol?
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You never did answer the fucking question though, and you never will, because you can’t.
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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:
God, I admire you.
Thanks, I guess. The graveyard of humanity is littered with such admiration.
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@immamac sorry, I probably dragged this into cr territory. But read the thread. This jackass wants to hide behind mama’s skirt and not have to answer for shit. He’s a pussy. Here he is now trying to fix it. Yeah, I have pink elephants galore. Sigh.
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@Incredulity explain to us how voting for the GOP helps you out? Simple fucking question.
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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:
How drunk are you?
The issue is a sober you is more dangerous than a drunker Otis. You are the problem. You evaded the question. Answer it you coward.
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7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:
This isn’t CR
Punted on first down, ya did. Congrats. Giant pussy. You asked if this was 1873, was that a troll? Yes, it was. You are incapable of answering simple questions. A simple man of the land. A.. you’re a troll, a moron or worse. Answer my question.
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6 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:
She’d beat the ever living fuck outta you for saying that. And me for having that avatar. Southern Baptist woman to her core. But damn could she cook.
I bet her biscuits and gravy were top notch. I’d have washed up on the porch five times to get a glimpse of that.
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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:
What is this 1873?
One question for you. What benefit or positive gain do you think voting for the GOP will get you? Name just one thing. Can you do that?
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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:
What is this 1873?
With the amount of people who reject any immunizations, yeah pretty much. Yellow fever out front shoulda told ya.
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7 minutes ago, UnivTex34 said:
My great grandmother died last weekend. She was 106. Spent the first 70 years of her life in Pampa. She is going to be buried there (if anything is left) in June. So, so glad she didn’t see this.
You mean your avatar? Because that’s all I’m seeing. Sorry meemaw!
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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
When I was little my brother and I had an older babysitter who had lived through the dust bowl and the stories she would tell were fascinating. She passed away at 101 in 2002 I think. Anyway I wonder what she would think of what is happening in the Panhandle right now. It’s heartbreaking
Lol no shit. “Well we survived the hailstorm and blizzard. Tomorrow it’s going to be 107 and some wildfires will burn up the chicken coop. Don’t get pregnant though, we’d have to wagon train to Utah to get an abortion. And for god sakes, you girls don’t wear any trousers. We got enough problems as is.
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Not to mention Texas is subsidizing supposed crime in NYC by paying to send rapists and blood diluting migrants there.
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That guy that wrote “The Worst Hard Times”, well, he needs a do over, even worser hard times. Dust fire bowl with earthquakes, floods, hail and Hitler all at the same time. Grab the saddle horn and pucker your anus.
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49 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:
Saranate?
Cross between serenade and marinate.
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11 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
Fished this section from 645 to 945. One passed out young man in his car at the put in when we arrived. Guessing he did the responsible thing after an overnight shift as a surgeon at the ER saving lives, and took a nap before heading home and is totally not doing Fent. As such, we took all valuables with us; more people showed up later. No issues.
Fishing was slow. Fished nearly to the steps. Lots of the minnow bucket crew out, but also some fly, and artificial guys. I had 3 males on a white wooly bugger with a big bead head, and a nice gaspergoo (lol) swinging through a riffle. Gave me a laugh and adds yet another species I've caught on woolies. They catch everything. Fish were scattered, 1 here, 1 there. Buddy fishing conventional bagged 3 as well. Same deal catch one, pound the hole, heh, relocate, catch one repeat.
The few fish around appeared to be as available from the steps to the bridge. Just very few and scattered.
Thanks for all the tips.
Should turn on any day with the warm weather. Probably tomorrow.
I'd rather fish for trout or moving water, but it's something.Good grief. Sounds like a solid day in Williamson county. Props on recognizing the gaspergoo, I’ve gotten a few of those top breathers there.
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23 minutes ago, Red Five said:
I've never received one. Joe and Jill Biden, however, won't leave me the fuck alone.
Gee your hair smells terrific! 😅
I get a ton of calls from small towns in Texas that I've never heard of. I don't answer them, but I'm learning more geography by looking each one up when they call.
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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
How does this implement Holonomics, spinning toroids, and travelling waves? Asking for....you know.
I read this like five times, and I keep picturing the gypsy wagon in the Wizard of Oz, except he’s a traveling proctologist with an unlimited supply of propofol.
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48 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:
We are supposed to get briefed on that by the company. I don’t have much in the way of details yet. Neither of them will be in my first due but we will be responding to one if it does catch fire.If it does, you better post video. Though I doubt it would be better than the rattlesnake den mess you had that one time.
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35 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:
We are supposed to get briefed on that by the company. I don’t have much in the way of details yet. Neither of them will be in my first due but we will be responding to one if it does catch fire.Good luck. I now have to write instruction letters and apply stickers when we ship stuff with lithium ion batteries. Good times.
Fuck you Wendy's
in Food and Travel
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My experience at the one by my office in SE Austin is the opposite - you go through the drive-thru at like 10mph and they practically throw the food into your car and shoo you on your way. Extremely fast food, to the point of anxiety.