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Biff Tannen

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  1. I’ve been saying this since the first go round. I wanted to go to a dotard rally with the “what in gods holy name are you blathering about?” from Lebowski on a big poster.
  2. This is all so god damn dumb.
  3. yep. My backyard neighbors have leaves stuck to their 2nd story windows and their screens are shredded. I have a big live oak in front of my north facing windows, so mine made it through mostly ok.
  4. That's why I take my shits with my dog. In the yard. Wait, what?
  5. This is a US Senator.
  6. These guys (and girl) have been showing up in my algorithm lately. I’m very guarded when I see a metal band with clean chick vocals, but they seem to do it fairly well.
  7. My app shows a 3am thunderstorm happening. I will most likely sleep through it.
  8. Starting to come down in Steiner Ranch
  9. It’s against my code of ethics to read all caps walls of text.
  10. So your buddy was banging the music teacher and they fired her for it?
  11. I don’t miss the two months of praying for your car not to get annihilated by hail.
  12. Here’s a big bag of rock salt.
  13. This is why I AT FIRST liked companies like Amazon and Tesla that weren’t worried about quarterly profits because they had bigger, longer term strategies in play. Of course, those ended up being completely terrible strategies and goals, but at the time, I liked them bucking the stupid Wall Street short term bullshit.
  14. Oh, I didn’t realize you were from Ferrix. Totally makes sense now.
  15. Im going to tell my big bosses this next week. And when they look at me like I’m a fucking moron, I’ll tell them I learned it from the president so it’s ok.
  16. We sing take me out to the ballgame at the Disch. Like Americans.
  17. Poor little Pinkus
  18. I wasn’t trying to be a dick with my initial response. Well, maybe a bit, it is surly. But I’m very aware and empathetic to the plight of teachers. Several of my friends, and my sister in law, were/are teachers. They get the shit end of the stick all the time and it is extremely thankless. I just thought $300 per teacher was a bit ambitious.
  19. “A” New Hope. You monsters.
  20. At the in laws for memorial weekend. Turned on YouTube tv and, shocker, all the suggestions are Fox News, megyn Kelly, dotard press conference, etc. I asked MIL how her fantasy world tv was going. Her reply? ”I don’t watch it. That’s why it keeps suggesting it. If I watched it, it would go away.” Either she doesn’t understand how algorithms work or she’s lying to me. I have a suspicion it might be both.
  21. It’s fucking hot outside.
  22. I’m sure the magats will equate it to people celebrating one of the terrorists from J6 getting what she deserved.
  23. I will never fly them based on this story alone.
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