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Biff Tannen

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  1. And today we announced that we will not be funding ANY wind or solar projects going forward. We are giving the future to the Chinese on a silver platter.
  2. What a blithering simpleton. He is just as brainwashed and rejecting reality as any hardcore magat. Good job morons.
  3. Our version would spark a worldwide celebration and not a war.
  4. Take it to the history thread, nerd.
  5. Random drizzle in 78751. Looking like a bit more coming too.
  6. One of the more punchable characters in the whole series.
  7. Over 100 years from emancipation to civil rights. Glacial is correct. And now we are going backwards.
  8. So, yes. The pagans had big festivals on Easter and Christmas. Christians had big festivals at Easter and Christmas. Jesus died on one and was born on the other. Hm-hm-hm-hmm? Cos…Jesus I do think did exist. He was a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi area, the Nelson Mandela area – relaxed and groovy. The Romans thought, “Relaxed and groovy? No.” So they murdered him. Kids eat chocolate eggs because the color of the chocolate and the color of the wood on the cross… Well, you tell me. It’s got nothing to do with it, has it? People are going, “Remember kids, Jesus died for your sins.” “Yeah, I know, it’s great.” “No, it’s bad.” “It’s bad. It’s terrible. “Whatever you want. Just keep giving me these eggs.” And the bunny rabbits, where do they come into the Crucifixion? There were no rabbits going, “You putting crosses in our warrens? “We live below this hill, all right?” Bunny rabbits are for shagging, eggs are for fertility. It’s the spring festival. Christmas time, Jesus born to a big jolly guy in a red jacket. “Ho, ho, ho, baby Jesus. What would you like for Christmas?” “Peace on earth and goodwill towards men.” “What about a clockwork train?” “Yes, much better. Forget peace on earth, I don’t care.”
  9. One cannot acquire grace.
  10. These pussy ass corporations need to stop with the “challenging conditions” and call it out for what it is. Dipshit president that doesn’t understand how anything works is causing the price increases. FUCKING HELL WHY ARE WE SO DUMB
  11. HEB has its own school district now? Damn, they really are branching out. What a great company.
  12. Neat. There is a station literally a block from my house. Rep for you.
  13. Something something our president and his party are fucking criminals something something
  14. Is that the premium version?
  15. I’m coming back from a week in Oregon sleeping in the woods with night time temps in the 40s. The only consolation is that it’s 10 days til football season.
  16. On my flight right now, the snacks are pretzels and Oreos. Haven’t seen that before. Fair play to Southwest.
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