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Biff Tannen

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  1. You have still not told me what is so insufferable about Warren. She’s too smart and doesn’t appeal to the dumb rubes? She’s too practical in her solutions and doesn’t appeal to the dumb rubes? She’s a woman and doesn’t appeal to the dumb rubes? I gotta tell you, I’m stumped here, other than a ton of Americans are dumb rubes.
  2. And that’s a tpusa video. They are proud of it.
  3. What about hugging/humping the flag? Someone has done that recently. Escapes my mind at the moment.
  4. Careful. I got yelled at by a blue hair at the cotton bowl because I said that Colt was made of glass.
  5. Good call. The only dipshit I keep visible is incredulity because a) he’s entertaining in his dipshittery, b) he consistently gets pantsed when he tries to actually argue, and c) he specifically hates me for some reason, which makes me laugh even harder.
  6. Yes, but as a non-Texas fan, you lack the context.
  7. DJ Monroe on the sideline is actually the best (and worst) part.
  8. Yeah that is quite misleading, however: This
  9. That second one. Scrumptious. Oh you know the ones.
  10. Before the shooting? Sure. He was a nobody. But afterwards? For fucks sake, there were moments of silence at NFL games and you would’ve thought a president had been assassinated, the way the right reacted.
  11. Somewhat, yes, but he is being a hog in multiple unethical, if not full on criminal ways. Previous presidents may have dabbled along the line, but this is beyond the pale. And no other president has tried to be an out and out dictator before. This is new for the US
  12. That is from a few months back, but still hilarious. Very John Leguizamo vibes.
  13. So anyway, day 2 of the shutdown. How long do we think until the Dems cave? I give it 5 days, tops.
  14. We are respected around the world!!!11! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. They are just jealous at how awesome we are.
  15. It is, but I really like how the film guy breaks down small details that non-football obsessed people would never realize. Not only with QBs, but stuff like Gibson finding a gap using his vision instead of following his blocker on the TD run. And in the Ohio State breakdown, how Caleb Downs is an absolute freak that could be playing in the NFL right now.
  16. He set a fundraising record. Yay. After Beto, I'm not throwing any money towards a D candidate in Texas. Sorry. I feel like I might as well just light that money on fire. This state has proven, over and over, that it will not elect a D in the current political environment.
  17. I mean, how do you stop this? This is the main problem with social media as a platform where people get their information. They found out they can just blatantly lie and not only will a good portion of Americans believe it, there is no fact checking in real time or afterwards. The lie takes root immediately. This is how we end up with an alternate reality. This is why we are too late and we can’t go back.
  18. That’s an impressive level of not paying attention.
  19. Not an excuse by any means, but with older people who grew up when the president and Congress actually somewhat functioned and you didn’t have to pay attention all the time, I can kinda get being a little more checked out. People under about 60 definitely can’t claim that though.
  20. I go to a movie and come back and this place has gotten infested with incredulities. Cmon people.
  21. Cuban notes gif
  22. Dotard is a coward though. Putin is an actual monster.
  23. Correct, but the cult and even most “normies” don’t understand how anything works. So that’s not a sure fire strategy.
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