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Biff Tannen

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Everything posted by Biff Tannen

  1. Their entire existence is based on grievance, trolling, and gotcha questions. They so badly want to be smart, but they are not. The “yet you participate in society” comic is dead on.
  2. What? That’s like saying my favorite color is clear.
  3. This is fucking infuriating. This shit is escalating at warp speed.
  4. I have a friend EXACTLY like this.
  5. That is basic history, which most people in this country can’t be bothered with.
  6. The immediate and obvious lying from the head of the fbi on the Dallas ice shooter this morning has me rattled. They know they can just claim all violence is from the left and people will believe it, despite any evidence. I can see this continuing to escalate and culminate in canceling or invalidating the 2026 elections. We are rocketing towards an openly fascist state and I think it’s time to really start looking at options to bail. I’ve posted earlier that I was working on getting my wife’s Italian citizenship, but that was shut down by the Italian govt in May. There are now lawsuits challenging those rulings, so I’ll keep an eye on that, but otherwise, I am probably looking at trying to get a work visa somewhere like New Zealand or Canada. NZ seems easier, as there were plenty of young people there working in bars and such that seemingly got work visas no problem after they visited for a bit and got to know the proprietors, who then sponsored them. It wouldn’t be glamorous, but I can live simply and it seems preferable to being labeled an enemy of the state in the coming decades.
  7. And it's already too late. The social media environment is already running this lie. It's not about truth, it's about what can hit the twitter-sphere the fastest after an incident.
  8. They are going for "democrat reform" and in a very severe way.
  9. It has links if you want to check them yourself. It's not perfect, but for a quick, "hey is this bullshit?" check it's a good starting point.
  10. This is the playbook going forward. I don't think the Kirk shooting was planned, but they are absolutely running with it as a Reichstag Fire event and every shooting going forward is going to be painted as a leftist. This is going to continue to ramp up.
  11. Rain in Hyde Park!
  12. And it's going to spread like wildfire. Yay social media.
  13. “I went down, told them to hang out, drink wine, “they split into groups – Catholics, Protestants, “Jesuits, Methodists, Evangelicals, Free Presbyterians, “the Locked-Up Presbyterians. “The Quakers, the Bakers, the Candlestick Makers. “The Mormons are from Mars, Dad, we’ve had it checked out.” “What does the Holy Ghost think of all this?” “He’s useless, got a sheet over his head.” “Whoooo…Holy Ghost! Holy Ghost! “Holy Gho-o-o-ost!” “Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby-Doo.” “I would’ve succeeded if it wasn’t for that pesky God and Jesus.”
  14. Perfection
  15. I prayed for the rapture to happen yesterday and it left everyone.
  16. I don't remember that one, but my god, that is fantastic.
  17. Chat GPT says bullshit
  18. My god, I just saw a supercut on Pod Save the World of his "speech" at the UN. He is a batshit lunatic. This is not a person who should be allowed in any position of power in any sane world. The world needs to cut us off from any serious attempts at building a cohesive global strategy. Give him a phone that's not plugged in and plays AI messages of world leaders praising him while the real world starts to figure out a new global coalition for the future decades.
  19. And how did the fine farmers of Magnolia, Kentucky vote?
  20. Exactly. They didn't do this because they had a change of heart and realized it was a blatant first amendment violation. They did it because of the blowback.
  21. Since people have started putting Halloween decorations up the first week of September, I expect that story to be resurrected the first day of November.
  22. Username checks out
  23. Clinched
  24. Naylor with the go ahead double in the 8th!
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