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HOOKEM4

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  1. It peaked at 62k. Coming down now. Great plug of water for Travis though.
  2. It is accurate. I saw some photos posted on FB from the sheriff showing the Johnson Fork. Holy shit it is high. Pretty sure I cant get to my ranch if I wanted to and it looks like we are at 10+ inches of rain in 48 hours out there. Crazy turn of events.
  3. Dammit Spencer spaghetti is a problem.
  4. There was no sugar in the mountain dew I have partaken in. Shit was straight white lightning. Hard pass as I have gotten older, but those east Tennessee folks could brew up some shit.
  5. Username and all... But I agree. My best 5 people on my team are not men.
  6. Holy shit. Amazing. Should have started it with her saying "they not like us" at her event awhile back.
  7. Sorry for the double post. There is always an uncle. Likely my nephew will not play at Texas as much as I want him to. He is the most humble kid and spends his time helping the lower division on the senators and even my rec allstars team in his spare time. Legit dude. Couldn't be more proud. I will stop after this post. Sorry not Sorry.
  8. My 12 year old did not help me with this one. Wat??? Need help.
  9. You sonofabitch, I am in. Let's go get rich.
  10. Well shit, she has my vote. Me and my fellow Satanists have been working very hard to keep all books in schools and keep women's rights intact. Let's fucking go! 🤘🤘🤘🤘
  11. What the fuck did I just hear? Opera singer brought in for the 7th inning stretch? That was brutal.
  12. Pump the fucking brakes dudes. 3 innings left. Quit being weak.
  13. Biden has to, in his official capacity, snuff out all that seek to threaten the republic. It is his constitutional duty. His hands are tied.
  14. The facist are mad, dare I say scared.
  15. I donated and if they want to come, they better come heavy or not at all.
  16. I am going to go shit my brains out from just looking at that. Holy shit.
  17. The anti Mack brown. Well done Biden.
  18. You better edit that fucking twitter post. Jesus dude.
  19. I got to work hoping everything is fucked and I could just watch TV all day. NOTHING IS FUCKED DUDE!!! Dammit.
  20. It is long as shit. https://youtu.be/ZgHR4ug866Q?si=AhAe1D2rnpbzh87z
  21. Is anyone keeping an eye on the numbers? *ducks*
  22. The fascists are sucking each other's dicks tonight evidently. Can yall take it to a bathroom stall somewhere?
  23. I have thoroughly enjoyed my 12 year old son beating the shit out of me for the last two days. This asshole knows all the tricks and I can't even consistently complete a pass. I need to watch YouTube videos all day evidently. I have learned he doesn't know protections and I can shift shit to just run the ball. Baxter isn't fast enough to do it though. Need to recruit a better back. Never thought this day would come. I almost lost to CSU with him playing them. Fuck. This can't be real life.
  24. If this was sponsored by Biden, Trump would be dead and there would be no way to know who did it. Stupid take. Bullets wouldn't be involved.
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