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JFKFC

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  1. Money is all young Texas fans have. There reaches a point in your life where you cross a line of demarcation, and the currency that is the most valuable goes from being money to time. The old cigar boosters with the deep pockets at all of these schools know they have a very limited number of football seasons left to enjoy. I salute them for taking their shot. Last year, I wish we had done a dynamic move like what we are seeing now. But we didn't. As usual, we acted like we are Washington State or Purdue. Many of us on this board will most likely never see another Texas national title in football. If I had serious bank, I would be on the horn with CDC. Alas, my broke ass will have to root against ou and aggie winning a title before I die.
  2. I haven't posted since the OU collapse. That game broke me. I haven't watched a down of Texas football since that game. For some reason, LR bailing on OU for USC really makes me happy. I also like long walks at the lake, mystery stories and Thai food. Basically, what I'm trying to say, is if you are a really hot girl in her 20s with a drinking problem and daddy issues, send me a private message, and we can met behind the Kerbey Lane Cafe.
  3. You are the biggest bitch on this fucking Earth
  4. Pete K can't do this job.
  5. Sark looks like an Eskimo with down syndrome. Fuck him to hell.
  6. Oklahoma blitzes every play, and every play it's a complete shock to the Texas offense and coaching staff. How can that be?
  7. I was just told by security at the Treasure Bay Casino in Biloxi that if I threaten another person again, I'll have to leave. The pressure is getting to me. Fuck ou.
  8. Xavier is going to execute these fucking methheads.
  9. Today is the day that the entire country finds out about Xavier Worthy.
  10. I enjoyed the 1st 7 episodes very much. It's rare to find a show with a good ending. The only way this one can be salvaged is if there is a Season 2 and it is amazing.
  11. Back in the day one Halloween, a girl dressed as a slutty nun gave me a really angry handy-j under the table in a corner of the Copper Tank. She was uglier than homemade sin. I never knew her name, but I still love her. If that was you, and you weigh under 200 lbs, please dm me on MySpace.
  12. When it comes to 25 year old girls, I have 3" of steel that might change their minds.
  13. Ayman al-Zawahiri was originally booked for the event, but he butt-blasted a blonde in a biker bar in the Ohio badlands.
  14. Is there a Zoom link you can post for those of us who can't attend in person? Also, will someone please FedEx me some cigarettes?
  15. But I'm in so deepYou know I'm such a fool for youYou got me wrapped around your fingerDo you have to let it linger?Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?
  16. I just read this whole thread. This is the best day of my life.
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