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JFKFC

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  1. The Alabama governor just publicly blasted the unvaccinated people in her state. Already, we are taking over SEC country. Soon, Mississippians will be brushing their teeth and bathing.
  2. Boy, you guys are dumb. I have figure out how the SEC pod system should be organized with us and okie joining the SEC. You have 5 3-team pods that play on a tiered-rotational basis. The winner from those 15 teams plays Texas every year in the SEC championship.
  3. Usually, when Billy Liucci is involved with a Gentleman's Agreement, it involves him wearing a blonde wig at a Mandingo Party.
  4. Thread title needs to be changed to: Tell Me About The Gentleman's Agreement
  5. How do I solve conference realignment? I break into Texas A&M at midnight. Do I go for the trophy case? Yes, I go for Jimbo's blank trophy. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's trophy case. She's Ross Bjork's daughter. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the corps of cadets come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Lubbock, but I go to Ames. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the Commissioner of the SEC. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Ross Bjork's daughter to meet me in Austin at the Posse East. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Eskimo Joe's. That's where I stashed the blank trophy.
  6. Perhaps a private university could be the the conference member to conduct communications without fear or freedom of information requests.
  7. I can't believe the SEC is considering violating a gentleman's agreement. Thank God Biz Markie and Donald Rumsfeld aren't alive to see this.
  8. It takes 4 teams to sink the Grant of Rights. If KU & ISU get invited to the Big Whatever, or WVU & Okie Lite get invited to the Pac or ACC, then Texas is in the SEC faster than Ross Bjork can reverse mount a sheep. Even after Texas joins the SEC, I will still carry the torch for the Horns going to the Big 10. I'll post about it every 6 moths or so. You won't like it, but you will get used to it. Some of you will eventually draw comfort from it. Then, one day, in a thread titled, "The 12 unexpected benefits of Playing Purdue and Indiana in November," I will Brazilian Porn Bomb this site to the Kuiper Belt. YOU WERE WARNED!!!
  9. https://boingboing.net/2021/07/22/one-year-ago-today-ted-cruz-idiotically-made-a-covid-prediction-that-was-so-very-wrong.html Ted Cruz one year ago today: "If it ends up that Biden wins in November … I don't think he will … but if he does, I guarantee you, the week after the election, suddenly all those Democratic governors, all those Democratic mayors, will say, 'Everything is magically better. Go back to work, go back to school,' " he spouted, as shown on video below.
  10. What happened to the "Tech problem" we had in 2010? https://www.dispatch.com/article/20100604/SPORTS/306049719 A decision about expanding the Big Ten might be months away, but e-mail conversations indicate that the University of Texas is an object of the conference’s attention. And the school’s athletic director isn’t making a commitment to stay in the Big 12. Ohio State University President E. Gordon Gee sent an e-mail to Big Ten Commissioner Jim Delany on April 20 saying that he had spoken with Texas President William Powers. “I did speak with Bill Powers at Texas, who would welcome a call to say they have a ‘Tech’ problem,” Gee wrote in an e-mail that was among several obtained by The Dispatch through a public-records request for documents and correspondence related to Big Ten expansion proposals.
  11. Does this mean Tebow prays for us in bowl games?
  12. CDC addresses A&M and Missouri:
  13. We didn't want A&M in the SEC because of the rampant SEC cheating spreading to our state. Now, with NIL changing the game, cheating isn't as big of a threat. We can get more NIL money for our players than most SEC schools can get for their players by cheating. This is likely why this is happening now.
  14. Our leadership have only had the vaccine microchips for a few months, and now they are going off the rails.
  15. So......Mizzou to the West and Bama & Auburn to the East, right?
  16. 1.) I don't want this to happen for a zillion reasons. 2.) I hare the Big 12 and want out. 3.) Am I the only one who wants Texas in the Big 10?!?
  17. JFKFC

    Ames, IA

    I don't know what is worse, this thread, or the states discussed in this thread. It's close.
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