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JFKFC

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  1. The Ohio State quarterback passes like a drunk Case Mccoy throwing left handed.
  2. Collins is arguably the most physically gifted guy on our roster. Can someone explain to me why he isn't starting?
  3. Norway is great. Everyone speaks English, and while they aren't the prettiest girls in Europe, they are definitely the sluttiest.
  4. I am the biggest wimp when I read stories about things that will hurt kids. I get nauseous thinking about those twins not having their mom. Let's all hit the gofundme.
  5. This is the final post of this this thread I double dog-dare anyone else to post in it.
  6. If any of our first 5 plays in the first quarter are a pass to a stationary receiver behind the line of scrimmage that results in a loss, I swear to everything that is holy that I will run out on to the field and take a dump 10 feet in front of Sark.
  7. JFKFC

    TEXAS QB TALK

    I've decided Card will get 4 wins against the Okies like Peter G.
  8. https://twitter.com/finebaum/status/1036742447240540161?s=19
  9. Everyone involved with College Football is communist and stupid. If they would let Martinez have a tube of Ivermectin at halftime, he would look like Tom Brady in the 2nd half.
  10. Illinois is beating a college blueblood with a first year coach and a backup QB. I guess this shuts up everyone worried about Sark. Of course I'm kidding, this is atrocious. Anyone, including me, who watches the entire 2nd half should self immolate.
  11. Nebraska has a secret play drawn up for the 2nd half......
  12. Pretty sure the Illinois o-line was trained by the Afghan army.
  13. Sure, we are enjoying this game now, but I think corn gets 2 safeties & pulls this out 4-2.
  14. "That special teams play was just how I drew it up!"
  15. Nebraska's offense may be really bad, but its also terrible.
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