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JFKFC

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  1. Now I'm going to spend the whole weekend drinking and shuffling through the names of kids in the transfer portal. Thanks Sark.
  2. I don't know what a Josh Pate is, but I have one word for him: Kai Money is the shiznit.
  3. I just hope we stop being a '3 out of 4 times we throw the ball to a stationary receiver behind the line of scrimmage' team.
  4. JFKFC

    TEXAS QB TALK

  5. https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1425592918568546309?s=19
  6. Michigan shared a national title with Nebraska in 97, who would have demolished the Wolverines. Michigan's last outright national championship was 1948. Michigan is basically Texas A&M, and I mean that in the worst possible way.
  7. You don't just stroll in to Washington Football Team stadium and play a bunch of 2*s who are without their coach because he murders players and expect a win.
  8. Sam is 4 inches shorter than Eason, but has bigger hands. Reminds me of this debate: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/feb/25/joe-burrow-hand-size-nfl-quarterbacks
  9. Someone else must have already trademarked Penis-flavored Jazz Schnapps.
  10. And to think, we were kind enough to win him a national title while he was at UF.
  11. Look guys, it's probably best if I don't go. It is pretty much a certainty I have outstanding warrants in Arkansas. My alcohol and impulse control problems would make it a rough trip for everyone. However, if we beat Louisiana, I may get excited enough about the team that I change my mind. In case that might happen, I'm going to need everyone to post a picture of their vaccination cards, and credit cards, in this thread.
  12. Let's talk about soaking.
  13. 9/11/21
  14. I am an expert on Peacock. The wife tries to watch reruns of old shows on that app on the TV in the bedroom. She complains that it is the worst TV app to get around in and to find programming. She is also upset that Days of Our Lives has been preempted by the Olympics. She blames me for it. Every day. If you are single and reading this, you are a fucking idiot if you get married. I am going to log off and kill myself.
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