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JFKFC

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  1. Someone else must have already trademarked Penis-flavored Jazz Schnapps.
  2. And to think, we were kind enough to win him a national title while he was at UF.
  3. Look guys, it's probably best if I don't go. It is pretty much a certainty I have outstanding warrants in Arkansas. My alcohol and impulse control problems would make it a rough trip for everyone. However, if we beat Louisiana, I may get excited enough about the team that I change my mind. In case that might happen, I'm going to need everyone to post a picture of their vaccination cards, and credit cards, in this thread.
  4. Let's talk about soaking.
  5. 9/11/21
  6. I am an expert on Peacock. The wife tries to watch reruns of old shows on that app on the TV in the bedroom. She complains that it is the worst TV app to get around in and to find programming. She is also upset that Days of Our Lives has been preempted by the Olympics. She blames me for it. Every day. If you are single and reading this, you are a fucking idiot if you get married. I am going to log off and kill myself.
  7. “Now, I am become Kansas, the destroyer of conferences.”
  8. Dustin Burrows went to Texas Tech law school, so that is why he appears to be 2/3 of a retard.
  9. If we form a super-mega conference Dustin Burrows may jump in front of a train.
  10. Some ass-clown named Taylor with a piss-poor moustache said that the focus of college sports on money is going to keep everyone from earning a degree.
  11. Did Tim finish his degree? Was it in Brain Scientistness? You never know, he might be the world's #1 authority in depression, brains and bird law.
  12. Your wife has more than one asshole?
  13. Stay gold Ponyboy.
  14. I am still holding out hope for the B1G
  15. https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/1421119469951270912
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