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JFKFC

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  1. It's been a long long long long time since I've watched a Texas football game and enjoyed the play calling this much.
  2. This was the 1st time all day when we flexed nuts and made it clear that we had the superior athletes.
  3. Well we learned that our defensive coordinator is just like every other defensive coordinator. Rush 3 when it matters most and give them free points.
  4. This is an amazing 1st half to overcome an offensive line this bad. Card deserves all the praise we can give him.
  5. Every other play is a holding penalty or a sack. Jesus fucking Christ was there no one in the transfer portal that can block?
  6. I remained stunned that we didn't try to get anyone who was at least slightly competent for the offensive line from the transfer portal.
  7. Our offensive line is so bad it's a miracle Card is keeping things together.
  8. I knew we should have Bijan kicking FGs
  9. Our entire offensive line is just garbage.
  10. Let's quit lollygagging around and bring Collins in....
  11. As long as no one covers Bijan we have a good chance to win this game.
  12. Get ready for the abortion that is our offensive line.
  13. We are so soft in the trenches. Bunch of pussies.
  14. Even the French horns from the longhorn band sound terrible.
  15. So we started with a garbage pass behind the line of scrimmage, then we went to the worst run blocking play I've ever seen in my entire life. Just fucking ugly. I think our offensive line is going to make everyone change their expectations for this season.
  16. Mack bumped into the wrong person in the elevator which set in motion this awful chain of events that led to North Carolina losing tonight and will eventually lead to all of our deaths so I hope you're happy I'm going to bed it's time for me to drink good night everybody.
  17. I am too stupid to figure this out.
  18. If our offense is mostly passes to stationary receivers behind the line that lose yardage, I will start karate kicking people in the stands, and I won't stop until a tsunami of blood knocks down the Co-op.
  19. I just saw this for the first time.
  20. I think FAU did something similar.
  21. From the underbelly of Port Aransas: TEXAS
  22. Every Minnesota offensive and defensive play is like a Chinese fire drill. They need to make a ton of adjustments and halftime
  23. Ivanhoe!
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