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South Austin

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  1. That, and he'll give away our defensive game plan against OU, which is to start John Mateer at QB.
  2. They'll convict him and send him to Ghislaine Maxwell's facility.
  3. No, a long time ago, and no. Like There Will Be Blood, I remember liking, not loving, Punch Drunk Love. I know there completely different movies, but in the general class of romantic comedies, I liked Funny People a lot more than Punch Drunk Love. I want to see Licorice Pizza, but haven't gotten around to it.
  4. I just don't know why any of that changed your "soft spot" for Tech (if you really had one to begin with). On the backing of a filthy rich donor, they upgraded their talent in the mercenary transfer portal in order to compete in the NIL era, and they touted their portal class to beef up publicity for their program. They're trying to compete. And yeah, Tech's offense shit the bed in its first playoff game, and for now they want to ride or die with McGuire. I'm not sure why that offends you or eliminates your "soft spot" for Tech or otherwise makes you so indignant. If anything, it should keep in tact that soft spot you have if you really believe that in the end Tech is just flirting with second tier status. It's a far, far cry from what we've seen from aggy over the last . . .[checks notes] . . . forever.
  5. Time for Helobious to ice that wrist.
  6. I have an intern researching this further, but I believe Moe never missed a field goal in his life.
  7. Eh, if Texas had a single booster willing to throw that much of his wealth or more toward our NIL program, we'd have no problem with that. It's his money, wisely spent or not. That's today's college landscape.
  8. Mike Elko = Bill Parcels. Got it.
  9. The Nuremberg trials were next-level gay.
  10. I haven't seen the documentary. Is he also a lawyer?
  11. Gotdam that looks outstanding.
  12. Just the baseball players.
  13. For no particular reason I paused my daily Allegra for a couple days around New Years Day, and now cedar is making me its bitch. Back to in the Allegra in the morning, Flonase at night, and a Nedi flush twice a day until I get this shit under control. I’m usually better about preparing for cedar season but let my guard down.
  14. This is why Rubio is on board with invading Latin American countries.
  15. I hadn’t seen that gif in a while. Thanks for the chuckle.
  16. Yeah, they have uniforms players we can sign in the portal and everything. It’s really great.
  17. Miss Greenland. Weird torso, would not bang.
  18. But did you hear? We’re getting Venezuelan oil!
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