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South Austin

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  1. Gotdam that looks outstanding.
  2. Just the baseball players.
  3. For no particular reason I paused my daily Allegra for a couple days around New Years Day, and now cedar is making me its bitch. Back to in the Allegra in the morning, Flonase at night, and a Nedi flush twice a day until I get this shit under control. I’m usually better about preparing for cedar season but let my guard down.
  4. This is why Rubio is on board with invading Latin American countries.
  5. I hadn’t seen that gif in a while. Thanks for the chuckle.
  6. Yeah, they have uniforms players we can sign in the portal and everything. It’s really great.
  7. Miss Greenland. Weird torso, would not bang.
  8. But did you hear? We’re getting Venezuelan oil!
  9. Unpopular Opinion Alert: I never saw There Will Be Blood [ducks] . . . until last night. My wife and I decided to watch it after loving One Battle After Another, since this site and other critics say There Will Be Blood is one of the best, if not the best, PTA film. We didn’t love it [ducks again]. The cinematography and score were outstanding. Daniel Day Lewis’s performance was great, but felt disjointed (I guess that’s the point since his character was a sociopath). I just didn’t dig the overall story line. (Side note: Tarantino is a whiny self-important bitch for recently going off on Paul Dano.) I think Boogie Nights, Magnolia, and One Battle After Another are better than There Will Be Blood [I’ll just stay ducked].
  10. Trump is going to appoint her Interim President of Venezuela.
  11. This cedar pollen can go fuck itself.
  12. There was a time when Stewart Mandel . . . nevermind. He’s always sucked.
  13. I just wanted a good RB and some offensive linemen in the portal to start off 2026. Was that too fucking much to ask?
  14. I got LASIK around 2013 and somebody told me it’ll be good for about 10 years and then things could change and I might need a tune up. I’m 51, and it seems like almost overnight my nearsightedness is coming back. It’s not bad, but I notice things at a distance are looking a little fuzzier. I can’t go back to contacts and I grew to hate glasses. I figure it’s time for an eye exam (I haven’t had one since my LASIK post-op). Anyone get LASIK a second time in their early 50’s? And what’s it costing these days?
  15. You said, “I said don’t quote me.” What are you going to do about that, tough guy?
  16. That fucker produced a big fat zero for me in my fantasy football title game. Still won, but fuck that guy.
  17. Is there a socially acceptable way to shove that up her ass?
  18. What was the disagreement over? Was he being pedantic?
  19. Wait, our AD talks to that bloated piece of shit?
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