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South Austin

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  1. Lightening and thunder with light rain in 78759.
  2. I got turned down by Scarlett Johansson, so I’m a pretty big deal.
  3. Memorial Day, when it’s all about Trump.
  4. I think it’s the perfect time for an extension.
  5. Very disrespectful of Daniel to not stand up.
  6. When Greg Abbott said “It could’ve been worse,” he sounded disappointed.
  7. You seem like you suck.
  8. When I walk past the chip aisle and see a new specialty flavor of the HEB brand chips, they usually entice my palate. But usually they all end up tasting like a slight variation of the same salt-forward dusted flavored chip. I say that, and its Memorial Day weekend, so I'm probably going to pick up one or both of those bags and eat the whole goddamned thing.
  9. I read that a few years ago, and one read is enough. It was gut-wrenching.
  10. See David Chappelle at #19022.
  11. Cleetus, in Moulton, Alabama, who wants to leave his job stocking the local grocery story to assemble iPhones in the factory soon to be built in Birmingham.
  12. Appropriate . . .
  13. Gweneth Paltrow seems like marriage material if all she does is have sex and never talks.
  14. I could go for some Chili's right now.
  15. Shhhhh . . . let's make them think we do.
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