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South Austin

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  1. European Union: We're prepared to offer you all the free coffee you want in any of our stores throughout North America and Europe, plus . . . . Trump: I'LL TAKE IT!!
  2. Listen up everybody if you want to take a chance Just get on the floor and do the tariff dance Don't worry about nothing 'cause it won't take long We're gonna put you into debt with a funky song 'Cause you gotta be Hankin' tough Hankin' tough Hankin' tough Are you tough enough? Hankin' tough Hankin' tough Hankin' tough We're rough (rough, rough)
  3. I’ll be in my bunk.
  4. Tell them it’s named after Sara Lee.
  5. I mean, the chain of information security from 31 Flavors to Simone can't be any worse than this administration.
  6. Yeah, I remember catching these first the first time in the 90s on Comedy Central or some other cable channel. This still cracks me up:
  7. He was brilliant in Life's Too Short.
  8. You don't have to take your clothes off, to have a good time, oh no.
  9. Yes, turns out that Tyler Durden was his alter ego. Sorry, did you not want the spoiler?
  10. Most recent on his resume includes being fired from Louisville, took two years off, and last season finished third in the Colonial Athletic Association. Huge, if true.
  11. This offseason blows.
  12. We can all rest easy that this combo will never happen.
  13. *downhiller
  14. Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it.
  15. It makes none, but now you have gone, and you must be looking very old tonight.
  16. Whatever. $20 eggs for you, cheap stocks for me!
  17. With any luck, he’s got the grail already.
  18. Will be interesting to see which publications leave Parker Livingstone off their pre-season All-American lists.
  19. What difference does it make?
  20. Lunges and split squats wear my ass out more than most other exercises. But depending on how heavy you go, you can put some stress on your arms while holding the dumbells for 10 reps on each leg per set, or so. But it's mostly in the shoulders and traps, so the biceps might be okay. But at the very least, there are tons of bodyweight exercise to keep you in the gym while your arm recovers.
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