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South Austin

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  1. I can help with two of these: Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya: John Candy's line to the Griswolds (though I'm sure you all know that). Often used to express that a poster had information at issue plainly available to them. mind bottled: One of many phonetic misunderstandings intentional used for humorous effect. I remember muledick from a long time ago, but have no idea of it's origin story.
  2. FBI is reporting that one of the escalator steps had an engraving that reads "Anti-Trump."
  3. At least that. I don't know enough about Lane Kiffin to know whether he's happy or otherwise tethered in Oxford for the next few years. But I do know that he has a certain ego, has chased better jobs before, and wants to win. I think Florida would be damn hard for that man to turn down.
  4. Absolutely.
  5. I'm guessing major keg party.
  6. Wait, you think there's a better receiver outside of America?
  7. "Halligan is generally considered the best litigator in her office. She successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months." "One more and I get a set of steak knives."
  8. Of course. MAGA could stay in control of the White House, the Senate, and the House of Representatives for the next twenty years, during which time those folks could be squeezed further into a lower economic class that struggles to afford basic things like groceries, housing, and healthcare, and they'd still be blaming Obama and the Dems.
  9. We did it!!!!!
  10. I can't tell you whether any specific poster came up with this, but way before the "South Austin's mom" trope started I was pretty liberal with the "your mom" comments on Shaggy. I guess too liberal, because at some point other posters banded together, and the "your mom" comments became the more-directed "South Austin's mom" comments, which transferred over to Surly. And now the 12-year-olds who sign up on Surly and post in the gaming threads will tag me in a random post about my mom, because Surly.
  11. Whenever a poster replies with "You can't handle the truth," I came up with that.
  12. That’s what tell my wife all the time.
  13. Trump will never let Charlie Kirk be featured on any currently before he is.
  14. FUCK THOSE PRICKS!!!
  15. I thought it was Art Briles who lowballed Texas in the voting. In all fairness, I can see Leach ranking OU ahead of Texas, because his Tech team beat Texas, and got throttled by OU. If he tanked Texas, that's another thing.
  16. Me: You see, there's your problem. Somewhere between 30 seconds and all night Epstein's minor sex slaves and Charlie Kirk's widow is your problem. Trump: I don't have a problem. Me: Yeah you do.
  17. I recall my junior high/high school in northern Virginia in the mid-1980s still had "Slave Day" as a homecoming week fundraiser, where students could bid on an upperclass student to be their "slave" for a day, i.e., give them a ride to and from school, carry their books, sing in front of the cafeteria (no, we did not have a cotton field next to our school). I think around 1988 or so they changed the title to "Serf Day" because they finally realized "Slave Day" might not sound so good anymore. And they ultimately did away with that fundraiser altogether. So while Portugal abolished slavery technically after the U.S., it still exhibited for one day of the year at Quantico High School during part of the twentieth century.
  18. "Hello . . . yea, just a sec . . . Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?" "That's you, Coach."
  19. Saw him play a show at Hogg Auditorium. Kicked all kinds of ass.
  20. ICE facility, huh.
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