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South Austin

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  1. It was Abbott’s understanding there would be no math.
  2. They can’t even say lesbian. It’s “women in comfortable shoes.”
  3. Yeah, that would be a beatdown. We've been to Rosemary Beach several times, and we've stayed with a friend in Breaux Bridge a night to break up the drive back, which is a pretty easy 6-hour drive if you don't get fucked by I-10 (a big "if"). Palm Beach is much further. So no, New Orleans is unfortunately not the right answer. I vote for Biloxi.
  4. His character has been for the most part one dimensional comic relief, which which he's played masterfully. But his performance when he found out his wife had kissed the other dude gave some real depth and emotion, and I thought he nailed it.
  5. Solution: Get Qatar to expand the airports close to his golf courses.
  6. I hope my son gets through the next four years of high school with as little fuckery as possible and then goes to college somewhere other than this shithole state.
  7. I recall getting off well within a week. My girlfriend (now wife) and I were determined to minimize the amount of time we had to have sex with me wearing a condom. I remember the tele-heath visit with the physician's assistant after dropping off my first post-op sample, when he gave me a ceremonial golf clap because I had gotten the live ones out of my system so fast.
  8. It's not so bad. His post was only 8,473 words long.
  9. Yep. My the technical term of my graduate degree is a "Doctor of Jurisprudence," but I've never heard of a lawyer going by or referring to themselves as "Doctor." And while I don't have any personal familiarity with the PhD track, my understand has always been that it's a hell of a lot hard to get a PhD than a JD.
  10. That's completely fair. I do think the Biden staff, fueled by desperation to avoid another Trump presidency, went out of their way to shield Biden from public scrutiny of his declining mental cognition. And I think a lot of fellow libs would agree with that. Whether they knew about and covered up a cancer diagnosis is another matter.
  11. University of Texas. I was in the College of Liberal Arts if that makes a difference. But after I read your post, I looked up two of my favorite professors (who remarkably are still there almost 30 years after I graduated), and they in fact have PhD's. I'm not sure if they had their doctorates at the time I was in school, but I'm all but certain the students addressed them as "Professor."
  12. Like McNulty, I wouldn't call Wendell Pierce an A-lister, but he's had a solid acting career since Bunk. I thought he was great as James Greer in Jack Ryan.
  13. Just anecdotal, but my wife's mom, who was 79, started complaining of back pain, and after she saw a doctor, it was about six weeks from diagnosis to death. Not sure if that's possible with a prostate, but it's not uncommon for cancer to take folks quickly.
  14. Count me in with complainers. I had to make the drive to Norton, Kansas twice in my life to visit former in-laws. The drive on 70 from Salina to Hays is god awful.
  15. This is fucking glorious. Not as much as Luicci's epic tweet about the aggy coaching hires a few years ago ("next come the championships"), but still so delicious.
  16. I called my undergrad non-PhD professors "professor." I think I only had a few college professors who had a PhD. So it wasn't really an adjustment to call my law school professors "professor" when none of them had a PhD. But yeah, referring to her as Dr. Jill, when he knows she has a PhD in education and not an MD, in a conspiratorial comment about Joe's medical diagnosis, is another shitty aspect of Coke Head's tweet.
  17. Oh he’ll still attack Biden. ”TODAY THE STOCK MARLET FELL 1,000 POINTS BECAUSE OF THE HORRIBLE CANCEROUS ECONOMIC POLICIES OF JOE BIDEN!!!”
  18. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
  19. Is your dad a TV repair man with an ultimate set of tools?
  20. That might actually make me want to go drink their shitty beer.
  21. Sounds pretty anti-capitalist/socialist to me, Donnie.
  22. Still remarkable that Ronald Reagan had no fucking clue what the song was about when he used it on the campaign trail. #nocloakroom
  23. This fucking killed me.
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