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South Austin

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  1. Ask if Napoleon is going to eat his.
  2. Sending thoughts and prayers.
  3. Are you all trying to tell me those three guys are somehow related?
  4. Allen Bernier looks totally like an IRS narc. I’d scrub this thread ASAP.
  5. We are?
  6. I think you underestimate just how little time it takes.
  7. Not when the street that runs along the southern border of the UT campus is renamed Charlie Kirk Boulevard.
  8. Well I'm glad he's really focused on preparing for Texas.
  9. And then post pics of his wife's butthole.
  10. Not really fries, but in my later years my body doesn’t like certainly unhealthy foods it used to tolerate, like pizza and some Asian food. Probably a good thing.
  11. How was the bake sale?
  12. Schwimmer fully leaned into Ross’s whiney annoyance and played that character perfectly. I really think there was no weak link in this cast.
  13. Are you kidding? It's all right there in the Book of Revalation: Toe to toe dancing very close Body breathing almost comatose Wall to wall people hypnotized And they're stepping lightly Hang each night in rapture Back to back sacroiliac Spineless movement and a wild attack Face to face sightless solitude And it's finger popping Twenty four hour shopping in rapture Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly DJ spinning I said "My My" Flash is fast flash is cool Francois c'est pas flashe non due And you don't stop sure shot Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and it lands on the ground And out comes the man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head And then you're in the man from Mars You go out at night eating cars You eat Cadillacs Lincolns too Mercurys and Subaru And you don't stop You keep on eating cars Then when there's no more cars you go out at night And eat up bars where the people meet Face to face Dance cheek to cheek One to one Man to man Dance toe to toe Don't move too slow 'cause the man from Mars is through with cars He's eating bars Yeah wall to wall Door to door Hall to hall He's gonna eat 'em all Rapture Be pure Take a tour through the sewer Don't strain your brain Paint a train You'll be singing in the rain Said don't stop to the punk rock Man to man, body muscular Sismic decibel by the jugular Wall to wall, tea time technology and a digital ladder No sign of bad luck in rapture Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV 'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars where the TV's on And now he's gone back up to space where he won't have a hassle with the human race And you hip hop And you don't stop Just blast off sure shot Because the man from Mars stopped eating cars And eating bars And now he only eats guitars Get up!
  14. I am not John Conner.
  15. I would offer Charlie Strong after Kansas in 2016. But I just thought this was a funny post.
  16. They should give Laura Loomer at least 30 minutes.
  17. Ignoring the effects of centuries of racial discrimination and preferential treatment.
  18. Why would they? Charlie Kirk said the Civil Rights Act was a mistake. It’s not exactly a novel thought among conservatives.
  19. Except Democrats don’t do this shit, Ted.
  20. Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday.
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