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SydneyCarton

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  1. Applebees had to be way, way less cluttered. I doubt he felt at home at all.
  2. Funny you went with optimism versus pessimism of the program. I was thinking "can tie own shoes?"
  3. Comparing Vogel to Wells is insulting. Full disclosure, I'm not really all that familiar with Vogel.
  4. Mike Roach slupring HS coaching cock in between slurps of peppermint flavored Holiday Frostee will never not be a tsunami of cringe. It's like he was the waterboy for his HS football team and the coaching staff violently gang raped him after a pep rally and he has fond, longing memories.
  5. I honestly don't know if Hayes Fawcett's edits make Venables look more horrific and terrifying, or less. I really don't. I guess it's both at the same time, which might actually be worth existential pondering. For fuck's sake.
  6. I think they had an update. I thought a poster showed earlier on3 had moved him into the 60s?
  7. 20k for the national title game is tremendous news for me. Thanks. You’ll be shocked to hear I don’t follow anwar fucking Richardson.
  8. After her makeover and hiring a personal trainer, and considering the fact she's pushing 50, I'd say she's about a Surly 7. Maybe 6.5. She's like that seinfeld chick that goes from hot to terrifying depending on the lighting.
  9. UT didn't change fucking shit. The schools are actually given a pretty fucking small # of tickets to distribute to fans and alums. Like 10k. 2k off the top go to students, was my understanding. Then you have 8k distrituted among over 41k members of the LHF that have season tickets and/or donate to the athletic department. You fill out a form, and you request the # of tickets you want, with certain folks qualifying to ask for 2, or 6, or 6 or 8. They move down the list for people, based on their point ranking, until they run out. If you do the math, most people aren't getting the tickets to a bowl game that request them. Even people that give a lot of money to the LHF. I bet that bitch didn't even fill out the fucking form.
  10. Imagine waking up in this day and age of Texas Longhorn football and feeling the need to stan for Tom Herman's coaching and personnel choices. What a time to be alive.
  11. They'll still convince their user base, and more importantly themselves, that it is the minority screaming, and not the majority. Of course, it's Texags, so the majority will still probably believe they're a minority as well.
  12. I think it's fairly obvious that I do not pride myself on spelling and punctuation, sir. This has long been established. It's no reason for you to lash out at me.
  13. Yeah, Banks was the best lineman on our shitty roster. But was Banks the best lineman on ANY roster in America? The answer is no. Was he even in the top 10%? Probably not. The initial poster said this kid would be the best WR on almost any roster in America the second he steps foot on campus. And I think this kid is the best WR prospect in the past decade. But I'd still probably take the field if it's him versus top 10% of Junior and Senior 1st round level WRs about to head into the NFL, becuase age and development also matter. If Bijan was so good, why did he play so sparingly as a freshman? /Ducks.
  14. It's funny that yo think Ian Boyd knows there are enough positions that they have different names. That guy is running with "Top, Bottom, I'm Bent Over"
  15. Their compliance thinks it's fine to sue kids who transfer and garnish their wages from other employers. I don't think compliance gives a fuck.
  16. For a man particularly who prides himself words and language, this seems like an egregious error. Poored is what happens when you go to school at Oklahoma, sir.
  17. Pretty amazing what happens when you respond to that with "Man, I was just thinking the exact same thing."
  18. I'd have gone with "Like Jason Kidd passing out backhands to his wife" but this was still a pretty great effort. Don't mistake obliviousness with malicousness. Another hawt take.
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