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SydneyCarton

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  1. I mean, we need to get some so we can send them out as christmas presents.
  2. That is gold, right there. Baseball's "Got Jimbo"
  3. You’re off to a great head start, then. also, I was just fucking with you man. It’s surly. The great enshitification thread exists for a reason.
  4. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. Classiest fans. Maybe it was the two shitstains from last years cws.
  5. Not sure what the fuck your issue is with South Austin's mom, but clearly you're in the wrong spot, bub.
  6. I prefer damaging my liver the old fashioned way. I also go well out of my way to be pretty healthy in every other aspect of my life so that I can keep damaging my liver for longer.
  7. It would be worth my time and my money, in this situation, to take all of the packages and then go into town and mail them directly to her parents to prove the fucking point. Do it for a month or two. "So weird. Guess they will deliver to you guys, no problem."
  8. The de-aging and hillbilly integration software they used on Matt Damon in this pic is pretty impressive.
  9. It can sustain itself, with ad revenue. So why would he shut it down? Particularly if you don't mind watching the ads? If he could sustain the site solely on the people who pay subscriptions, he would. I've known immamac for awhile, he is passionate AF about this place, and spends a fuck ton of his own coin and time keeping it alive. I won't speak for him, but going private and sustaining solely on those who pay would diminish the thoughts and posts we get on the website, at least in his mind, I'd wager. Also, the guy was making a pretty flippant joke. For a long time surlygoer, you're being a bit sensitive about it, imo.
  10. It's a better academic school than UT, in one of the most beautiful places in the world. Don't think, just accept and be happy. Assuming dorms are a thing there, and she wants to live in one to meet people, you should at least be able to apply for in state tuition by year 3. Keep that in mind.
  11. It also costs money to keep the lights on. In many ways Immamac is actually hosting a fucking free soup kitchen. Sorry once a month you poors have to watch some dipshit human directional spin his billboard for H&R Block in your field of vision while you wait in line for a handout.
  12. I don't disagree that the lower end will get hit the hardest, but I don't think anyone gives a fuck about making vehicles for lower income people. They only care about selling to more well to do people. New cars for less wealthy individuals these days are just the used car market. But I agree, those prices will go up now as well.
  13. I don't think satya is a meth'd out former attorney who was sucking dick in parking lots for rock. What I'm saying is I don't think Satya is a drug addict. If anything, considering all he contributes to this board, he's just a giver.
  14. Pretty sure Ebert's girlfriend was/is still Peter Bean, so...
  15. Well, if one were decide to really dust off their vagina and bring it out of storage, this post would be one way to do it with a bang. Personally, I'd recommend putting your gash back away, but it's a free country.
  16. I mean, TxTow would be a funny rebrand.
  17. "Dominant and successful culture in the business world." Uh huh. Everyone queue up the list of the most CEO's in America!
  18. Yeah, that will be a global catastrophe man. You're probably better off.
  19. If the house pays for itself at 7%, I'm not sure I'd sweat that. It would depend if it were a 15 or 30 year fixed, and whether or not you intended on jettisoning the asset as soon as you retired, IMO. Since your current home is at 3%, again, not sure when the note is up otherwise, but you're not going to get cheaper money than 3% any time soon. You can make more than that in the market, even as it is now. Your wife into hookers and blow too? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. It sounds like you have a lot of free cash flow, with some big bumps. I'd say you should further diversify your investments in your brokerage account, but of course I say that not knowing what your other retirement funds are invested in, etc. But if you're looking at an extra 100-200k a year of free cash flow that you need to invest, son, that's a lot of money and you need a plan for it.
  20. Thats the only flavored koolaid they have in Norman.
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