Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
How the fuck is Jason Higdon employed somewhere where charlie strong isn’t?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Why WOULDNT you? Like ever? Yes, some people are stodgy losers. We know. None of those stung to me. The one that stung imo, not related a&m, was Lee because Ojo is a twat and perfect fit for tech.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sounds like a great way to torpedo a position group and a roster.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that they’d paid the Debt back to the academic side awhile back.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Pretty sure Sumlins buyout was due 60 days after termination. So the aTm brain trust went in the other direction on Jimbo, just pay him his salary every year until it’s done because who wants to have to muscle up to raise 30+ million for a one time payout in just 60 days ever again?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I mean, I said your wife was involved.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
Yes. When he was 12. The guy is very, very strange.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I fucked Anna De Armas while your wife watched, rapt and breathless. See, I can make up shit too, guys!!
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
Im 15 less than you. I think Tex is about 29-31 in heels.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
We already knew that. Pretty sure you were in College while Caine was walking the earth in Kung Fu. Low end of old age, imo. Any dude who was regularly choppin' it up with the Houston Oiler's O-line pre Luv Ya Blue days is at least mid-60's
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
we're fucking old. And we knew we were fucking old before this kiddo came and slapped you in the face as a reminder. How long before you're a grandfather, motherfucker?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
In the words of Doechi, I'm not an addict. Much to my wife's chagrin, constipation and a scarcity of trips to the toilet are not an issue over here.
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Financial Goals in 2025
I remember when you were in on the drive through booze concept. Tell me about the 18 wheeler repair concept? If you get shitcanned you might consider being forced into the repair shop over the job slinging tech. But considering how repairs go, I'm not sure what kind of hook you're on in regards to replacement parts from China. A buddy of mine started a side hustle doing custom forks for small electric bikes. Business been great, but the uncertainty of when and how often he can get product has been more than just a mild headache.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You're missing a fundamental understanding of The Ketchosaurus. Are there ass fibers merged with his skin? Absolutely, probably. But implying that he can't leave his seat is implying that he also can't get up for another round of raw oysters at an all you can eat buffet. And do you think that's true? Fuck no. That man would rip skin and meat from bone to heave his way to the front of a sushi bar at a buffet with a busted AC and internal temperature of 82 degrees. Never underestimate the pain threshold of a morbid glutton on a fuck to of pain pills. Fun Fact: the constipation that comes from painkiller addiction just means more trips to the buffet before ole Ketchum has to take a pit stop. I'll leave you with that tidbit of nightmare fuel, Happy Smoke Matthews Day motherfuckers.
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Corsica, France
So, how'd you get rich?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It seems like you live your entire posting life in full Satya mode regardless the day.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm sure Houston will spin this as a head to head win against Texas. Somehow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hear me out here: They might be promising money they don't actually have yet.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We’re saving for 3 players? Where did you hear that shit?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Please, that’s insulting. I’m not a whore. I’m just a slut. There’s a difference. I hope not, bitch gonna take half.
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Describe the posters on your ignore list without using their usernames.
I would have bet 10 years off the back end of my life that saw the moon landings live. kidding, fucking with you.
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Financial Goals in 2025
Oh if I’m fired I’m working at Lowe’s. I meant what kind of businesses, or what shit ass job you’d try to get.
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Describe the posters on your ignore list without using their usernames.
First, I AM incredibly funny. Second, this description is too vague to be helpful. Motherfucker, you're not 60?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
God damnit. I quoted myself before making the edit, because I deserve it. Shit. Well done, motherfuckers. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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