Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Allow me to be the first person here to tell Chace Calicut that he can get all the way fucked, stay all the way fucked, and to enjoy his shitty time in a shitty state after having pissed off all of Texas. Choke on that dick, north shore shitbird.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Sure buddy. And Im not a cat guy, right?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Or it was Ian Boyd. And by "our board" he means his own board were he still has Arch Manning at Safety and refers to his microwave and the large bag of frozen dino nuggets he feeds himself as "Fast Casual."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I dunno about 8-4 but I expect Stockton to be ass I don't think its underrated.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- 2026 LB Tyler Atkinson
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm sorry, what kind of person could have ever had the Oilers are their #1 team, and the Cowboys as their #2? Or Vice Versa? That's some fucking deranged shit, man. You really respect OU every other Saturday other than the second weekend in October?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I respectfully disagree. That would be posting and interacting with the fucking den of dullards on the football board every Saturday. Hmm. Appears you're a regular poster on the football board.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
GTFO of here with your logical deduction and perfectly reasonable speculation.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Freudian slip. His dad meant 11:15 CENTRAL BECAUSE TEXAS. /twitter and BO&W- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I have a hard time thinking of a 20 year reliable source that would even talk to Hogan, unless it was Bobby or Gerry. Which means it's probably Ketchum, so fuck us all.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I think that's just our society in general. There are two types of NFL fans; those that grew up cheering for those teams with their family, and those who never went to a decent sized college. And I suppose the third tier of losers who decided to adopt the Houston Texans late in life, for whatever reason, but I assume that is based on some segment of those who went to college and a need to fill the void in their lives that Bud Adams ripped away.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It's almost like in your world, it's impossible to be perfectly fine with a guy who's found success in his various fields while at the same time dismissing someone personally because you find their content to be tedious and unspectacular. Texas A&M has managed to create hundreds of thousands of alums, some of them who have money, and brainwash them into borderline tragic levels of cognitive dissonance and emotional sports suffering, all while having them say "please sir may I have another." By any measure it seems like Texas A&M is a super successful institution, and have positioned themselves brilliantly. I suppose it goes without saying that the institution of Texas A&M demands your respect, huh?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Fun Fact, Pat McAfee is @closetojumping's favorite college football analyst. "He adds real personality to the shows, guys." His opinion was in such a minority in our text group that now he's gotten super defensive about it, trying to proactively frame some dumb antic or take McAfee has as prescient or smart. I think he even defended McAfee's pick of aTm for last year's football game. "Guys, obviously I expect to win, but McAfee had some good points."- 2025 Hurricane Thread
Yup, if that is the path it won't be a hurricane.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You can make all the jokes you want, but I'm pretty sure you're the one who spent thousands of dollars on that cat to put it in an iron lung to save it's life. Look at the poster in question. When has he ever screamed "earnest in his mockery" to you? My wife, however, is a cat person. I, however, adopted a rescue dog from the Shaggy days which led directly to me meeting my wife. I'm comfortable with my dog cred level... You get one bad stray dog that you adopt and the rest of you're life you're a cat killer... There's no way you can justify that as anything other than a bad take.- Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Holy shit. My kid is a shithead, it's not my parenting, it's the petroleum.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No no. That man is 37 years old, has YOUR now ex-wife, and you still pay HIS mortgage.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Just a reminder for all the dumbfucks who like to say Gerry and Bobby don’t know shit, and they only say obvious shit and don’t have any inside sources, this morning Gerry said 65/35 Texas and Bobby hinted strongly this would happen.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I think something in my dick just broke. Not for Atkinson, although he’s a fucking awesome get. But can you imagine the GA tears were about to be drenched in? Get out your bingo cards, fuckers. “I hate what college football has become.” ”there’s no more sanctity of the game.” ”Texas can’t win without paying kids.” All dropped without any irony. Get fucked, SEC- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Sir, that is no way to speak to your God.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
Desalinization and nuclear power plants should be the two things this country invests heavily in, but we won't do that...- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Period Convention is pretty, prettaaaaay solid. And not a bad band name.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
League city isn’t even close to being in Houston. Do you think Georgetown is Austin? Because League city is further away from Houston than Georgetown is to Austin. Yes. There’s one left near TC Jester and 610 north not too far from me.’ Houston had a truth BBQ. 290 sucks all the dick because driving a 2 lane road with potholes most of the way can gtfo. Does this mean you’re going to ban people for cheese puns?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I know what you’re attempting to do here, but you realize it’s now the summer, right? And that the Maroon and White game is a spring game, right? - 2026 LB Tyler Atkinson
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