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SydneyCarton

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  1. Historically haven't we not announced when the kids have a signing day ceremony? Oh well.
  2. Good Tex
  3. I like how now one looking up that stat at aTm is criminal, but none of these twats who were sucking off paying Klein 1.3 million or whatever he’s making when he was hired thought to look it up either. I’m bread it’s A cONsPIracY
  4. Yeah. Right around the time I remember posters telling us that Bama and LSU didn't cheat with the bag game, or that everyone did the bag game equally. I like these times better.
  5. Come on. Motherfucker is 80 years old. She looks like a 30 year old Gemma Chan to that guy.
  6. Lets be clear here, Larry Ellison is worth 225 billion dollars, and he knows exactly how to have fun, and the reason for that should be and is completely obvious to all of us: He's not playing sugar-daddy to an NCAA team. He's just playing a sugar-daddy to his wife.
  7. You don't think someone can buy fun for 225 billion dollars unless it's an NFL team?? Also, if you're worth 225 billion dollars, how is owning an NFL team a hassle if you hire people to run it for you?
  8. What do you think a college or NFL team, in regards to perks, would buy for someone that they cannot already buy for 225 billion dollars? Power? Influence? Young Pussy?
  9. Lilliputia Lilliputia bleed the same as you, breathe the same air as you, you insensitive bastard.
  10. Right. He's trying very hard, and in a way that clearly works on the MarkStancos of the world, to say that this person in a small sample size has elite QB traits, while working real hard to not address that for some reason he isn't rated as an elite QB. "He had some of the best senior tape among QBs in Texas." Of course, among quarterbacks. Not top quarterbacks. Just quarterbacks in Texas. Hmmmm. Lots of sophistry at work in that tweet.
  11. Try reading the tweet again, slower. Use your mouth to sound out all the words. After that, considering reading all the other posts on this thread in the same slow manner. But since you're not going to do that and your reading comprehension is shit, it says he has "combine stile measurements." Meaning, he LOOKS like a QB. He just can't play the QB position.
  12. Didn't Kelly basically say LSU should be considered for the playoff at this point, like this morning or yesterday evening? And his whole team is busting a move? Lol.. Strange, he's such a likeable guy that never killed a student in front of his entire team before...
  13. I've got to tell you, if LSU implodes and needs to sign 25-30 dudes from the portal this offseason, the "Kelly just needed hard working, low ego folks who love LSU to make it work" posts are going to be delicious.
  14. I can make a pretty good case if you're an Aggie.
  15. And furthermmore OU is going to struggle to find an extra 20.5 million in their AD budget to pay football players. Their situation is unchanged.
  16. It's like Phil Knight and Larry Ellison woke up this morning with a vial full of viagra and decided college football was one big pussy, waiting to get fucked. Nate Marshall to Michigan, who was pursuing Hilson, who now has brought up Missouri to maximize his bidding offers from Texas and A&M? Lol. I mean why not, they just took Rogers from Missouri, Missouri now has some spare coin and a big ole' desire to fuck A&M. This is fun shit.
  17. "Measurements that would land him among the top QBs in the state." Hmm. Well, one wonders why it didn't? Are we not ranking QBs based on Height and Weight and if Gerry is in the room, hand width? Becuase I really thought QBs were ranked by height.
  18. It was actually both, at different times.
  19. His Tom Cruise weirdo energy on Oprah's couch is just wonderful for us.
  20. It's like every major program with funds is picking at Texas targets from different directions.
  21. Because the writing was on the wall, their culture was rotted, Sark made some big recruiting moves, and we got Momentum. Also, everyone and theri fucking brother in the rest of the SEC got pissed at aTm for breaking all of the unwritten rules of throwing bags at players and turned their sites on aTm in the negative recruiting world. Meanwhile, we got Arch manning to commit, and others. And I wouldn't say it collapsed immediately, it took Anthony Hill till December to finally flip You sit there and accuse other people of having no critical thinking skills, while peope who ACTUALY WERE INVOVLED WITH THE PROCESS AND LAID IT OUT HERE FOR EVERYONE IN REAL TIME, are telling you that you're mistaken, and you continue to argue with them. I don't need critical thinking skills. I was fucking involved. You'd probably argue with a fucking woman about where your dick is supposed to go to make a baby.
  22. No you didn't, Linxu. I fucking explained it. Product on the field matters, no one likes to donate their money to a fucking loser. It took about 3 years of Texas success and progress before some big donors on the UT side, who have as much money as God, decided they might consider trying this NIL thing. It's actually difficult to build something.
  23. Texas A&M was not the "first" team to NIL. But if you want to put forth that claim, support it with actual fucking evidence. They bought their entire "best class" of all time with fucking bags, becuase they got Jimbo Fisher and he rounded up enough boosters to throw bags at all of thsoe fucking kids. Not NIL. Bags. Jesus Christ most of aTm's class was in the boat before the announcement of NIL in June of 2021....which by the way I'm not sure how it could be "Months" faster than UT or anyone, because we spent fucking months working on it from the outset before we announced the Pancake Factory in December. Saban accused them of buying their class, and Fisher responded that NIL had nothing to do with the class. Brownlow-Dindy's dad had a fucking church built for them. They marshalled their reserouces as never before to get Jimbo his class, and they failed to sign a fucking good class after it becuase, wait for it, Jimbo's on field product collapsed, their program collapsed and kids saw the writing on the wall, and then their enthusiasm for funding collapsed when Jimbo finally shit the bed, and then they had to marshall funds for the buy-out. You have zero insignt into this, zero insight into aTm donors and how they operated, and zero fucking insight the Texas side of things as we were countering bag offers with legit NIL offers for players. aTm still doesn't even have their NIL organized under a 501(c)3 last we heard. Their board is still bitching about it. Meanwhile, we were getting calls from fucking attorneys at other schools early on demanding our blueprint for the Pancake Factory under threat of legal action. But sure, aTm figured it out fist . aTm bought their best class, and then retroactively called in NIL becuase of all the fucking attention it got, it was good cover. They weren't first to fucking shit. Stop acting like you fucking know. You don't.
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