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SydneyCarton

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  1. Is like quoting your own posts and then using Ian fucking Boyd as supportive evidence like your version of a hat trick of masturbatory masochism? Does it get any better for you? Because I can't imagine how.
  2. A good addition based on on what? Him sucking out loud and not even being draftable at this point? Like bear Alexander, he’s gotten worse every year except safety isn’t DT.
  3. The bolded is untrue, by like the laws of science. Aggies are not, and will never be capable, of not giving any fucks. Otherwise they wouldn’t be the perpetually insecure, dick riding, childish and petty little brothers they will forever be, because their whole existence is giving a fuck what others think and how they stack up against Texas.
  4. Hey genius, can you read the title of this thread? It’s the screenshot thread. Not the a&m news thread. Not the transfer portal thread. Not any of the several threads that you pasting a bunch of tweets even remotely makes sense. It’s the a&m message board screenshot thread. I realize your particular brand of dipshittery includes never admitting you’re wrong, about anything, but certainly you can acknowledge that maybe you’re posting in the wrong thread. There’s a shart thread somewhere, why don’t you post these tweets there? At least I can draw a line from here to there topically.
  5. Hoo boy gonna need some screenshots on this. @Longhornfrenzy pls
  6. I don't think ole' Brauny would be floating that on line unless aTm had already passed. He's trying to get ahead of posters asking the question.
  7. That dude looks like he took the field after a 72 hour meth party with johntay cook, a case of syphilis, and a crime spree of several Norman Taco Bell locations. He looks like walking cigarrete butt.
  8. Cool, so he's an undersized edge. Who is he taking snaps from?
  9. Listed at 6'1", 235. Where exactly do you think we're playing this kid?
  10. This looks like a guy who either a.) sucks or b) really seems like a good, healthy fit for a run-heavy Collin Klein system at A&M:
  11. Another narrative I’ve enjoyed watching is their sudden demonization of spending money on facilities. Sure, NIL is only a few years old, and they spent over a decade jizzing all over their new facilities, and how they were the best in the country, and so much better than UT’s and proof they were the real joneses, only to turn around and blame money wasted on facilities 10 years ago as the reason their NIL can’t compete. they’re literally chewing off the leg of their biggest point of pride in the last 10 years because it’s the only way they can escape the cognitive dissonance trap of who they are without an honest look in the mirror. “Our problem is we spent all the money on those damn facilities 10 years before NIL existed! Goddamn those T sips again and their lucky timing!” Nevermind the money for those facilities came from a loan from the university. Nevermind in the same period of time Texas, very recently, also upgraded all of our facilities with more on the way. Nevermind that their stadium, empirically, is the actual shithole. It’s never their fault. It’s amazing to watch.
  12. If memory serves, he had some anger issues and was always clashing with the coaches as well. Plus @HenryJames thought he was a fatty.
  13. God you’re fucking stupid.
  14. FWIW I believe GA was legit on AD Mitchell before anyone else and did out-recruit everybody.
  15. He’s being challenged.
  16. This is all great, but can someone do a welfare check on Satya?
  17. Hey guy, look at the names listed in the tweet. It’s players from the “historic” class. You’re sitting here arguing the penalties of the year that someone on twitter posted and ignoring the actual meat and potatoes. And you attempt to talk about people skimming posts and posting without reading. That’s some rich ass shit.
  18. A fun conjoiner in all this is that their boards used to get fucking OUTRAGED when all the info players cited their high schools on the Monday light football intros. 12th man loyalty for life until their fee fees get hurt. “WHY DONT THEY SAY A&M!??” so close to getting it, right there for them to understand…
  19. To shut down this stupidity, I’d ask morons who’d they’d rather have coaching OL. After 13 miserable fucking years at Texas on OL, honestly more like 18 in regards to the OL, who else would they want coaching the OL after 4 years of flood’s returns? They might come up with some legit names, but there aren’t many in that class.
  20. Huh. Didn’t know Henry Thomas went to a&m. what I can say is that they fucking claim rip torn. Ive heard them bring him up, and he was in the corps and they named him at muster when he died.
  21. To be fair their post famous actor has to be Rip Torn.
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