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McCroskey

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  1. 8 years ago was the end of times. 4 years ago was the redemption. 4 years from now will be whatever. Goddamn why are people so stupid.
  2. Bet you whatever amount of money you want you’ll be fine and the same as today in 4 years.
  3. She never should have been the candidate. Like ever.
  4. If your wife is sleeping soundly she’ll be doing the same in 4 years. Gonna be fine. Be an adult.
  5. The MSNBC denial is something else. It fucking is what it is.
  6. We’ll be fine. Set a calendar reminder for 4 years from now.
  7. None. Relax.
  8. He’s Lou Filerman. He’s new here.
  9. Probably true but people generally are dumb and sensitive enough that some measurable number may now feel compelled to go vote when they otherwise would have stayed home.
  10. This is a good one. The real version goes something like: “You want answers?” “I think I’m entitled.” “You WANT answers?” “I WANT THE TRUTH.” “Go fuck yourself.” Caffey arrested and court martialed. /end scene
  11. Worst to me on this series is Marty and Jennifer going to the future but their future selves are somehow there, too. Had they each gone forward 30 years, they should have simply arrived to missing person reports on themselves or featured in an Unsolved Mysteries episode playing on the TV in the cafe. Doc should have just come back to 1985 and said, there’s a problem with your kids, Marty, straighten the fuck up.
  12. IRL, Jill Masterson would absolutely have lived if painted gold. Thus would have circumvented her sister dying too trying to avenge her death.
  13. Kirby talking to the refs and them saying "we can't take you seriously because of your name."
  14. Everyone who threw a bottle is a hero.
  15. Change your fucking maxi pad Kirby! That call was shittier than your fucking name.
  16. WOW. WHAT???
  17. Y'all. I'm a TN guy and have been watching SEC football for 30 years. That's about the worst call I've seen in this game situation ever.
  18. I mean, it's not like this is a big game at all you fucking refs.
  19. What in the ever loving fuck
  20. FUCKING FLAG WTF
  21. Meet me in 20 minutes at the corner of El Dorado and Palm.
  22. "Coldman...the D, is silent."
  23. Good view of the booster catch.
  24. Absolute madness to pull off catching that booster. Wow.
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