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Frank The Tank

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  1. The entire post was pretty solid, but the hard left at the end of this paragraph was particularly great.
  2. They kind of downplayed what happened to AB’s feet, I hope after all the shit this week they don’t hold back on what a fucking nut job he seems to be.
  3. Pulling a knife or sword out of a pocket or sheath, yeah that might make a noise. Waiving it around, slashing it through the air before the knife fight gets going? That won’t make a god damn sound....much less sound like it’s being sharpened or scraped against stone.
  4. Anybody else get the “we” question? Did we take the trash out last night? Did we remember to leave money out for the maid? No. “We” did not do those things. However, as usual, I did those things. And not that it’s a big deal, I don’t even mind doing it. But you know damn well that you didn’t do it, so don’t be asking if “we” accomplished a task.
  5. So...what does she do? You do all the household chores and take care of the kids, and you’re married, so we know it’s not sex you’re receiving in return. What’s the upside here?
  6. Hey, I’ll tell you being stuck out here in the wilderness sure beats staying at home with those freaking kids. God kids can be annoying.
  7. Fucking doctor’s offices. I had an appointment yesterday with my oncologist, I was diagnosed with Leukemia about 2 years ago. Blood tests are always necessary but we never get the results back in time to discuss them at that meeting. So, I went in a week early to have my blood drawn and get the tests back in enough time to have a meaningful conversation with my doctor. My appointment was at 2:30, but we have to arrive 15 minutes early. We got there at 2:10. At 4:15 they finally called my name and we went back to sit in the exam room. At 5:00 the doctor popped in and asked me a few quick questions. He was in there less than 5 minutes before he stepped back out. At 5:30 a nurse came in to tell me that the one test they need to discuss with me (the one we are keeping an eye on and the reason I go in every 3 months) was not performed when they drew my blood last week. She took me upstairs to the lab to draw my blood again. When we were finished she said they would “call me tomorrow because the doctor is gone now and it’s too late to set up my next appointment since it’s after 5:30.” To say I was fucking livid is an understatement. I know you’re busy, we all are. I know mistakes get made and your staff isn’t doing this to me on purpose. But goddamn, this is my life. At least act like you care or are even remotely sorry for the inconvenience.
  8. There isn’t a cut piece of tile on both sides of the walkway. What you see under the ATMs is a half piece of tile going vertically up the wall, not on the floor.
  9. Was there a directive that they give temperature updates instead of time checks coming in and out of breaks? Dan appears to be hating it.
  10. I’m sorry man but that’s not being stupid, that’s being a fucking inconsiderate bitch.
  11. That kid has upper management written all over him.
  12. You pour a bowl of cereal while drinking bourbon?
  13. Take a break man. Nothing you’ve posted has been funny.
  14. I’m sorry, did you post words? My eyes can’t seem to see anything but your avatar.
  15. How is it not a flag these days when two guys land with all of their weight on top of Luck while sacking him? I don’t really care but that seems like a textbook example for this new QB sack rule.
  16. I’m pretty sure the date they’re referencing is the creation of the S&P 500. So yeah, it’s gained 10% since the inception of the index. Not sure how that correlates to predictably of current investments.
  17. I’m not sure what you expected to happen here, but this outcome seems pretty damn predictable.
  18. I’m a Tech guy and want to hate Mayfield as much as anyone, but I don’t think the RV thing was his choice. I’m not 100% sure but I thought the other QBs made him do it because he was a rookie and got the huge signing bonus. Other rookie didn’t get the big money, so he didn’t have to pay for the RV, just be in charge of the snacks.
  19. I didn’t know who the overnight guy was on with the Musers in their first segment this morning, but he sort of sounded like Mitch Hedberg.
  20. Wouldn't that tall ass dinosaur with the really long neck have had the ability to walk out into the water while the island was exploding? I'm not saying it matters or would even have saved him, but an animal with a neck that long and nostrils on top of his head wouldn't need to be able to swim or just sit there on the dock and let the lava take him. Instincts should have taken him out into the ocean at least up to his head.
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