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NotActuallyALonghorn

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  1. It's Australia. For a country with a rather large rural landmass, they have some of the the strictest gun control laws. Without looking, I'd imagine those are some of their only options outside of break action single or double guns.
  2. User name does not check out, but Mikey has poor trigger control, which lends authenticity to the picture.
  3. You'd think that they'd be smart enough to air gap these kinds of facilities, but I guess not.
  4. They also want to have tight control over the groups of people most likely to revolt, and to be able to use them to instead supress any revolt when their economy inevitably collapses.
  5. At least with this season we've kind of built in the expectation that we're going to somehow screw it up versus building momentum towards the end of the season only to screw it up later. Good things happening when hopes are moderated are much better than good things happening when hopes are elated, at least for the Cowboys. That way when it all goes to hell we aren't let down so bad and waiting on that sweet hit of playoff win hopes that can't come for at least another year.
  6. First, how do the refs see the a helmet fly off like that on the OT kick return, and not immediately review the play to see a member of the kicking team make helmet to helmet contact on the returner who was already basically if not actually down and not call a personal foul? That's straight up dangerous. Second, the NFL rule for nuetral zone infraction says: Homeboy didn't move to defend himself. He clearly jumped only to point out the defender in the nuetral zone. By their own rules, that shouldn't be a penalty. Didn't have much effect on the outcome, but if they are going to strictly enforce the rules as written, they should actually do so.
  7. He's getting his New Orleans on at an early age.
  8. Dang, y'all just hitting puberty and already starting to act like cowboys fans. And I say that with full knowledge that the cowboys are pretty much the middle aged older brother who manages to get our hopes up so the ultimate let down is that much worse.
  9. KC upset with the refs for not doing their job.
  10. Did Jerry buy the Texans or something?
  11. As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I do enjoy when I get to root for the Texans like this. Y'all take 'em down.
  12. "That's was accurate and well done by the official" after he tried his best to spot them a full yard short.
  13. Pretty sure it was sheer luck that the ball was still tucked in when he hit the ground there. Can you maintain control of the ball when the rest of your body goes limp for a second?
  14. Gotta keep woody close so Stroud can throw it at his feet every time they blitz?
  15. Just give it to them in field goal range.
  16. When a penalty can only set you back a yard or two and you get a retry, at some point you are incentivizing penalties. They should forfeit a down within the five.
  17. It's bad for the ratings if Taylor's fiance doesn't make the playoffs. Gotta make that advertising money.
  18. I think there's a few on xvideos.com
  19. Big soccer tournament this weekend. Qualifier for the U90 Supercopa. We're a smaller town team that don't have the luxury of recruiting players like some of the bigger teams have, but our girls generally outmatch anybody they play in skills if not sheer athletic ability. We've actually already qualified for the tournament, but that was collaborating with another team that ended up being mostly our girls with two or three of their players helping out. This weekend is our chance to qualify for the second year on our own. With the collaboration, we were ranked second in the state, but our team by itself (and missing our star forward who didn't play in that league) is only ranked sixth. There are some good teams in the tournament, so it will be a challenge.
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