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    FUCK OU

    If you’re stuck in Dallas with nothing better to do, and the WiFi sucks, and parking is $20, you might as well go out and beat the hammered dogshit out of Oklahoma. Crank it up for Hate Week. I’d desecrate the graves of their heroes if only I didn’t hate their dirt so very much. HookEm.
  2. Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley.
  3. These guys may just be filling space and occupying, not heroes, but through four games I think that’s working.
  4. I’m a Presbyterian elder but I’m pretty sure if I ran into Kirk Herbstriet I’d punch him straight in the stupid mouth. I know for sure I’d kill Bohls with a whiffle ball bat.
  5. These sons a bitches can beat anyone you give em. OU. Bring us that meat.
  6. I’m put in my place. Texas beat the dog shit out of TCU this afternoon. This is really starting to look like the 1990 Horns. Let’s keep this Shock the Nation train rolling. I lost a smoking hot girlfriend in the sleet of the Cotten Bowl that year. Let’s hope this one ends better.
  7. This is a weird feeling. It’s TCU, we’re dogs, but I’m feeling serious fucking rage, like nuke these fucking cunt roaches. That once in a generation, shake Bellmont’s foundations, scream for three hours, stomp concrete like you’re going to prison tomorrow. We’re gonna win.
  8. I’m expecting 1990 Houston loud. I was at that game. I suffered permanent hearing loss and I was GRATEFUL This is an analog setup. Tomorrow is this shitty generation’s UH. Live up to it
  9. I sent up a burnt offering of brisket to Darrel K. Royal tonight and I smashed a cockroach with my boot. The Oracle says we win by 10. It’s time these little bastards got sent back to Tarrant County crying for their coke dealers. Fuck the roaches.
  10. Past due. As is the Hindenburg.
  11. Snacks knows things. Far fewer things than the average man, but the few are the important ones.
  12. Maybe we win maybe we lose maybe you go record the game in case of a chaps and/or sweater malfunction. I’ll just pass the time until kickoff imagining them getting together in the spirit of interscholastic cooperation.
  13. Hell write books. But they’ll all be too loooong to read.
  14. I feel like I’ve been wearing the same unwashed underwear at the lake, in a tent, in the rain, for 9 years. Thought I swapped em out a couple of times, but no, just reached back for the same grimies.
  15. Struggle to 6 wins and Army rushes for 400 against us in the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl in Fort Worth. It will be 25 degrees and sleeting. There will be plenty of good seats available. Army’s mule will rape two of our DBs in the end zone.
  16. Damn. Tulsa looked like Texas tonight. Problem is, so did we.
  17. Bad games today a shitty game for us likely weather delay 7pm start some folks are going to die tonight in Brack’s alchy ward
  18. Buechele is more accurate and he makes the right reads. Problem is he makes them three seconds too late, like getting onto the bus home and THEN he throws it. He’s a narcoleptic Tom Brady with sloth blood. Can we just spike his Gatorade with cocaine?
  19. Tuesday night, still ragey. Our coach is a prick who loses. My son is 9 and he’s never seen a good Texas team in his lifetime. Even in the pits of the 80s and 90s we still had 1990. I’ll let it lie and just shut up, but I’m completely done with Herman.
  20. Tom Herman makes me hate UT. And I say that as I recite my SSN/TDL# as the university knows me. Not one penny from me til this turd blossom is gone.
  21. Just so we’re clear, Tom Herman made a daily paycheck of ~$15,000 today. That’s what he cashes every fucking day. I don’t feel like we’re getting value for dollar.
  22. Don’t care. I’m pissing on this dude’s carpet grass this afternoon. And it’s gonna be dark, not-championship level piss. Real dehydrated bourbon gobbling piss. Fuck-you-tom piss.
  23. Fuck Tom Herman. Fuck him straight in the goat ass. I’m being real here. Mr del conte, fuck this punk straight in the goat ass.
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