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Red Five

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  1. And you think that's why everyone is laughing at you?
  2. Then they actually read what was in the files. "Um.... never mind! Everyone fucking shut up about it right now! Epstein? Who's that?"
  3. Tim Walz retired from the military after 20 years. Big scandal.
  4. Well Trump did try to have him killed.
  5. His Howard Stern interview from a decade or so ago should be required viewing for everyone. Where he was asked "What's the youngest you would have sex with?", instead of replying "What a disgusting question" or something, he thinks for a second and says "Well I wouldn't have sex with a 12 year-old". The obvious implication is that he has had sex with middle school aged children, but would probably draw the line at 12. This interview was before he entered politics, and to my knowledge has never been used against him in any campaign.
  6. Very slightly tongue in cheek.
  7. "Can I get you anything? Fill up your eggnog? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" "Nah I'm doin' just fine Clark..."
  8. They actually said "some of the documents". If they are 100% convinced that "some" of them are fake, then it should be pretty easy to let us know which ones they are, and also share the proof of how they know they are fake.
  9. Hey dickheads, maybe a heads up on which files you released are supposedly fake and which aren't? Are we just supposed to fucking guess?
  10. Me: "I'll turn on MSNOW and see if they're covering it...." First thing I hear: "Will all of this fuel new questions into Trump's supposed playboy lifestyle...?" I swear to fucking god.
  11. Remember when Trump, the FBI Director, and the Attorney General all got Boebert in the Situation Room, in a desperate attempt to not be legally obligated to release the files? Hurr durr wonder why.
  12. Also, if the DOJ is going to try this "Um, the stuff in there about Trump isn't true, ok?" shit then shouldn't they have to tell us just exactly what isn't true? And how they know this? Or are we just supposed to think every time we see the name Trump in there (tens of thousands of times) 'oh that's right, that part is fake' and skip right over it.
  13. I'm no political strategist, but perhaps child rape should have been made a campaign issue in some of those presidential elections.
  14. "But why would Trump be blocking the release of the files? Who is he protecting?" -absolute fucking imbeciles. Roughly 79 million of them.
  15. It's going to happen. Two weeks from now or two months from now, you're going to see an angry Stephen Miller wagging his finger saying "And the democrats are the real hypocrites here, trying to tear down our president. Who didn't do crazy things when they were younger? Who amongst us is perfect? But they just can't let it go due to their Trump derangement syndrome...."
  16. At some point, the 'opposition party' needs to start saying things like "Republicans were a thousand times more upset at President Obama for going on a date one night with his wife than they are about the current president (allegedly) spending years raping children." Remember when, all the way back like six months ago, the line was that child rape would be a bridge too far? Well we're pretty much there, and a lot more is going to be coming out. And it's absolutely fucking crazy that this guy got elected president twice without this being an issue at all. Like, there was not a moment in a debate where Biden or Harris turned to him and said "You were best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for 15 years." How insane is that.
  17. How long until there is so much evidence out there that Trump was part of a child sex trafficking ring, that the defense turns to "Well that was a long time ago and stop bringing up old shit, it was a different time," etc. etc.?
  18. Did the DOJ offer up a preemptive defense for anyone else who is all over the files? Or just the guy who is in there probably more than anyone else not named Epstein.
  19. Holy fucking shit.
  20. Yeah not trying to CR it up, but Penn's character could, for the most part, very well exist in real life right now.
  21. I really don't think that class of ship should be named after a 34 time convicted felon and twice-impeached child rapist. But that's just me.
  22. He does not strike me as a guy who will go prior to about the fifth round. Sounds like he needs to come back to me.
  23. Try again sober. This isn't exactly Primer.
  24. Hahaha, #3. "Oh just world peace. Yep, we did it. Anyway, to the rest of the list...."
  25. Grown people as well. It's just fucking insanity that we're living through this.
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