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Red Five

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  1. Is his "plan to annex Greenland" in a different part of that clip? That's all shit he's been saying for a year now.
  2. This is the kind of thing I think about when I'm questioning the reality we find ourselves in. That, and the fact that anyone who has been alive since the 80s knows (or, I should say I assumed everyone knew) that he's a lifelong carnival barking conman. Like when it first became rumored that he would run for president, my first reaction was "Why would he throw away money like that? He won't get 10 votes. If you built someone in a lab who is unsuited to be president, it would be Donald Trump". Then he won the republican nomination in a landslide.
  3. I like how Codie was a starter a month ago but now just doesn't play at all, ever. Also why isn't Duru playing? That's the kind of guy we need to be actually developing during this waste of a season.
  4. The program feels completely dead right now. Like more dead than at the end under Rodney Terry.
  5. Just guessing, but the "out of his control" part was probably his playing time next year.
  6. Two years ago I would have said "I don't get it, but I think Kyle Flood knows a bit more than I do so I'll trust his judgement". Now I'll just say I don't get it. Don't try to fix things that aren't broken. Also, tackles are harder to come by in the portal than guards.
  7. And you think he would be leaving if this was the case?
  8. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Heard good things about him, then he couldn't see the field at the worst position on the team. We even tried a true freshman offensive tackle there before Kibble. Everything about the left guard position this year was bizarre.
  9. "We'll take Greenland by force if we have to and where's my fucking Nobel Peace Prize? And also we'll fucking take you too Canada and fuck you Ukraine and where's that god damn Nobel Prize?? Also we run Venezuela now because we want to take their oil and why didn't I win a Nobel Peace Prize??"
  10. Red Five replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    It always bugged me that Sonny Crockett was an All-American football player at Florida, and then became an undercover vice cop in Miami. Like if Colt McCoy had left school and became an undercover cop in Houston. "Hey man, got any drugs?" "You are Colt McCoy. Can I have your autograph?" "Nah man, that's not me." "Yes it is. You are Colt McCoy."
  11. Don't quote me on this, but I think getting both Baugh and Brown was referred to there as a "moonshot".
  12. I'm no law-talkin'-guy but I'm pretty sure it's illegal to topple a government and take over their country without congressional approval. Of course it's illegal to do that here too and it didn't matter.
  13. Want to add that the music was fantastic in the finale. Heroes is probably in my top 10 all-time.
  14. Neither here nor there but it is funny he was demanding a Nobel Peace Prize at the same time we were changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
  15. Just a reminder that we're 15 days past the deadline and they have released less than 5% of the files. And zero explanations for the massive redactions on what they have released, which is also illegal.
  16. I feel like we have surpassed the "America fuck yeah!" from that satire movie with puppets. That seems quaint now.
  17. I think I just watched him fall asleep standing up.
  18. First words out of Hegseth's mouth: "Finally a Commander in Chief that the world respects". Not surprising in upside down world that these people have this bizarre misunderstanding of the word respect.
  19. Dotard just said that the LAPD said that if Trump hadn't sent in the national guard, that we would have "lost L.A.". Link?
  20. Oh, we're fixing Venezuela's oil infrastructure, so that they can make more money. That's what Dotard just said.
  21. I don't want him getting experience at guard. That is not his position. I also wouldn't be crazy about moving Baker inside, which is what will happen if we sign the Michigan RT.
  22. These fucking people. “Look at her scarf! She is obviously converting to Islam!” “Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein and is in the files 16 million times.” “Whatever, don’t be ridiculous.”
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