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Red Five

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  1. I was reminded yesterday of when Obama converted White House tennis courts to basketball courts and republicans lost their fucking minds.
  2. So, everyone excited about the game tomorrow?
  3. He's also really good at taking other peoples' money.
  4. All time tearjerker moment at the end when those parachutes open, no matter how many times I watch it.
  5. And he went on today about how actually the East Wing sucked and everyone hated it.
  6. In fact, they were so fine with what we had on the interior that Neto was set to start at LG for about eight months. Right up until it was time to board the plane to Columbus. Then it was decided that the worst OL we have seen at Texas would be a better option. Nothing about our decision making process at that spot makes sense.
  7. Is Sark even a good playcaller? Like, what exactly would we be missing if he hired an OC. This shit is unwatchable, and it wasn’t great last year with 11 future NFL guys on the field. What we’re getting with Sark is the exact opposite of what most of us expected. CEO: Awesome. Defense: Awesome. Badass elite offenses: Crickets.
  8. Someone should make a list of all the things he has claimed to “save”. And that we would supposedly be without entirely without the generous efforts of Dotard. I think it’s pretty much everything. Crazy that people call him a conman.
  9. I think after OU it was assumed Sark finally got that. Nope.
  10. 25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.
  11. Edna! Helper’s gettin’ cold!
  12. I really hope the other Tim Beck takes advantage of “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.”
  13. Watching a cult and how they treat their cult leader sure has been informative. Looking for excuses when we already know for a fact that Trump is all over the files. “Well sure he’s in the files, but why is he so obviously protecting Obama?? It just doesn’t make sense!”
  14. (Han and Leia come downstairs for breakfast) “Hey where’s Ben? He must be out doing chores.” Luke: “Actually, I was getting some bad vibes, so I sliced him up in the middle of the night. His remains are outside if you want to go say good morning.”
  15. I just texted a friend, "Over a 72 hour period, he 1) Released a video of him dressed as a king dropping shit all over the American people, 2) Destroyed a huge chunk of the White House after promising he wouldn't, and 3) Demanded a quarter-billion dollars of taxpayer money for himself." Did I miss anything? 72 hours.
  16. Remember when Luke thought he sensed the dark side in him, so he was just going to straight up slice his nephew in half in his sleep with a lightsaber? That was great storytelling.
  17. Flood can’t keep his job after this. There’s just no way. Wonder if first crack goes to the former Stanford and Michigan OL coach currently on staff as an analyst whose name I’m forgetting at the moment.
  18. Non-zero chance we will see that in October 2028.
  19. I’m just going to assume we’re gonna do our 10-17 points on offense thing. Which means if the defense plays a B level game and we have a blocked punt or something go against us, then yes we lose. Paul also had the depressing quote of the year: “If we can improve to below average on offense, we can win eight games.”
  20. Again, if impeachment is off the table for his daily Watergates, maybe dem “leadership” should explain why. Considering that is our only legitimate recourse outside of just waiting for him to keel over.
  21. To quote Clark Griswald, “Worse? How could it get any worse?” I find it completely implausible that Stroh straight up beat out Neto in fall practice.
  22. Please stop spamming various threads with random shit.
  23. He and Neto both are apparently not as good as what we're putting on the field.
  24. Chris Hayes said earlier that the White House hasn't been damaged like this since the War of 1812. Remember when Dotard promised that the construction of his Emperor's throne room wouldn't damage the White House?
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