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Red Five

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  1. That fourth quarter of the 11:00 kick on Sept 6 will be nice and cool.
  2. They turn the brown water maroon after big wins. It’s like their version of the tower.
  3. That's great. He hasn't made a listenable song in probably 35 years.
  4. Interesting. I'll go with Steven Tyler. Some initial success, and then decades of just absolute garbage.
  5. Learn to Fly is pretty good. I heard it was inspired by a threesome their drummer had in Cabo with some married chick and her friend.
  6. They ended up making him Spock’s brother pretty late in the process, because initially they had Spock turning on Kirk and following this guy for basically no reason. So they had to give Spock a reason, because he’s Spock and would never betray Kirk like that. Thus, they’re brothers! Which is why that’s introduced about halfway through the movie and then never mentioned again.
  7. I don’t think we’re worrying about anything. There isn’t much uncertainty around any part of the team, so “who is going to be the backup QB” is about the sexiest storyline we have in May.
  8. This is Owens' second year (Manning's third year). It feels like he's been here longer though. In the Sark quote I posted above, he used the phrase "not ready yet". Obviously not great news for Owens, and it's not going to get any easier going forward.
  9. Trump said today that he is considering pardons for the Michigan assholes who plotted to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer. He really ought to just save everyone a bunch of time and pardon everyone who is 1) a Dotardarian, and/or 2) is white.
  10. You’re hired! (wheelchairs rolling in slow motion to In The Air Tonight)
  11. And NO member of this Trump administration is going to tolerate corruption! Not for one second!
  12. Sark was asked about adding Matthew Caldwell, and his answer sure sounded like he's preparing for Caldwell to be the backup. At least for game one anyway. “We’ve got two really young, talented players in Trey and KJ that we’re excited about,” Sarkisian said. “But surely, we go to Ohio State week one. Arch’s shoe comes off. If those two guys aren’t ready, to put a player in who has a little bit of experience and played in some games I think is beneficial for us. I think it’s good for the room.”
  13. Quotation marks should end after 'research'. There was no second set to close at the end. Careless, would not read again.
  14. Canadian PM sitting in the White House a couple of weeks ago, very politely but firmly stating "Some things are not for sale. Canada will never, ever become a part of the United States". Two weeks later, President Homer Simpson: "They are considering the offer!" (to save some money on missile defense)
  15. Quick, find the problem here.
  16. As pointed out above, he wanted one in his first term and was told "Yeah we don't do that here". I'm not sure how you say with a straight face that it would be happening without Trump.
  17. Wasn’t this news like a couple of months ago? I haven’t played a video game in 30 years and I knew this.
  18. Did anyone notice that the ending of Fountain of Youth
  19. I think they're clearly setting up a very physical, very graphic relationship between Abby and Dina.
  20. It was like a spoof of the genre, without jokes. Really weird movie. Absolutely terrible.
  21. It had run its course though. It ended up being better for the show that she left, IMO.
  22. "Ok, ok... we've only had 47 scenes this season where Ellie has been seconds away from certain death, only to miraculously survive. We need one more...."
  23. Not really. There was a monster drop-off in quality from season 1 to 2.
  24. Yeah. I read the other day somewhere that his net worth has increased by 100% since election day. Remind me again why we were supposed to be so horrified by Hunter Biden nonstop for four years?
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