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Red Five

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  1. So the brother wants to fuck the sister, and the other brother wants to fuck the brother? Well, ok HBO.
  2. Enjoyed the ending. Also, Miguel looks 30 now.
  3. "Dear Leader Dotard, I love everything you're doing! Fuck all these people! However, apparently a small part of this impacts me so if you could not do that part, that would be great. Thanks!" The complete lack of self-awareness from these people is remarkable. Well, I mean it should be I guess.
  4. "fake republicans". Is that all of them?
  5. Musk owns property here but he doesn't "live" here right?
  6. The IRS only audits incoming cabinet picks for the opposing party. That is the only explanation.
  7. "He was recruited to play at Oklahoma State where he played from 1984–1987 and was part of three bowl teams (playing behind future Hall-of-Fame running backs Thurman Thomas and Barry Sanders). Luper left school to serve as an air traffic controller for the United States Army, before completing his playing eligibility at Stephen F. Austin State University where he led the Lumberjacks in rushing and scoring as a second-team All-Southland Conference running back in 1993." Like Scott Bakula in Necessary Roughness.
  8. "Sure he's a terrible person proposing terrible things, but he's also a liar, a thief, a rapist, and can be made to do literally anything as long as you give him a moment of flattery. He's got my vote."
  9. All the qualities you look for in a President.
  10. The people who voted for him while saying "Oh he won't do those terrible things he's promising to do" are now surprised that the person we knew to be terrible is indeed doing the terrible things he promised.
  11. I'm a little worried about Tom Hanks. He looks like he drank from the wrong grail about a year or so ago. He's only 68.
  12. I thought Bill Murray's top 10 list was one of the highlights, and was also pretty accurate.
  13. "The Gulf of Steve Martin" Did Eddie yell motherfucker into the camera during the Scared Straight skit?
  14. Of all people to miss, Dana Carvey?
  15. Not everything is for everyone. I bailed on Game of Thrones and Slow Horses after a few episodes of each, due to tremendous boredom. But this is a really good show.
  16. I like softball.
  17. Chyron: "Trump admin trying to unfire nuclear safety workers". This is what passes for good news these days.
  18. I would assume Joseph would coach safeties.
  19. I'd rather bet on this game than be shot in the head, personally.
  20. You know, Mark was right. The funeral was dumb. Irving isn't dead any more than someone at your work on indefinite leave is dead. From their perspective, will they ever see him again? Maybe, maybe not. That doesn't tend to happen with dead people.
  21. If Biden had stayed in, Trump would have won every state he won against Harris, plus add maybe a couple like New Jersey and Minnesota.
  22. Turns out it's easier to coach someone else's final four caliber team they assembled than to do it yourself.
  23. I used to have this stupid bit I would do, that was like "This just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of the time Obama did ______". I don't find it particularly funny anymore. Buuuuut.... just think. The same people who are totally cool with this above, and everything else, are the same people who were enraged that Obama walked off Air Force One holding a cup of coffee. And that he took a selfie in the Oval Office. I mean obviously they were totally full of shit and didn't really care, but it's still amazing.
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