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texhorn

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  1. Probably all those protest commuters who made their way back to the burbs. Or something.
  2. Sounds pretty prettyyy good to me.
  3. How long is this dust going to stick around?
  4. Well, it's a (small) step in the right direction.
  5. Ouch.
  6. What? My yard would have been non-existent at this point. Been watering since March. Where do you live, northern Michigan?
  7. Got 0.4” in 78633. Will take anything at this point.
  8. I have had nothing but issues with neighbors and fences. Commit and then back out. Claim no money and put in a detached garage. Demand money for work done before I lived in the house. Next house I’m putting in a moat.
  9. Why didn't you complete the citizenship process in 1992? Probably because the macarena swept the nation. I really didn't have time for anything else.
  10. Do you want me to go in for a quick snoop and poop?
  11. texhorn

    Below Deck

    No coke bust? I feel duped.
  12. Mine peaked at 115F at 3:30 this afternoon (78633)
  13. And that’s why we can’t have nice things.
  14. Holy Sheet episode.
  15. It’s one of those, We’ll let you know when we know, kind of deals. Narrator: they don’t know.
  16. More information required. Apparently owing money and paying direct out of the bank account doesn’t count for having my direct deposit info.
  17. https://www.kxan.com/weather/tracking-the-two-confirmed-tornadoes-that-touched-down-in-central-texas-sunday-morning/
  18. Found the Doppler
  19. That’ll ruin your day real fast.
  20. I’ll trade you for my loud neighbor instead
  21. Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, ambulance hits 60
  22. Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish! Threw off the ph levels in my aquarium! Ya piece of shit!
  23. Nice. Now go clean that vinyl.
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