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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Time slots out
  2. They’ll just quit caring. There won’t even be anyone to laugh at. We should’ve carved OU logos into their foreheads.
  3. Yesterday, when they took down the Burger King sign on 35th Street.
  4. I liked where the police opinion was that the A&M fans should not be allowed to attend future College World Series. Looks to be handled.
  5. If I’m a lot lizard does that make it a workplace accident? I learned in Fight Club that life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
  6. Great line. It’ll get him my business if I’m ever lucky enough to get creamed by a big rig.
  7. You can win B Type
  8. Tech also has the guy who invented Lunchables.
  9. What’s going on with the back of her head? Look like she rinse her hair in dookie water.
  10. Flower shop. I get it.
  11. Hate the drake
  12. Cross him off then
  13. Could’ve shown some cleavage for old times sake.
  14. That shits frozen like Ted Williams head
  15. Be like the boy!
  16. She was definitely boner of the month in eurotrip. Scotty went to UT for freshman year but didn’t graduate for a local connection.
  17. Email out. Increase ain’t too bad.
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