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MAUFRAIS

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  1. If I’m a lot lizard does that make it a workplace accident? I learned in Fight Club that life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.
  2. Great line. It’ll get him my business if I’m ever lucky enough to get creamed by a big rig.
  3. You can win B Type
  4. Tech also has the guy who invented Lunchables.
  5. What’s going on with the back of her head? Look like she rinse her hair in dookie water.
  6. Flower shop. I get it.
  7. Hate the drake
  8. Cross him off then
  9. Could’ve shown some cleavage for old times sake.
  10. That shits frozen like Ted Williams head
  11. Be like the boy!
  12. She was definitely boner of the month in eurotrip. Scotty went to UT for freshman year but didn’t graduate for a local connection.
  13. Email out. Increase ain’t too bad.
  14. Larry sweetie! Dat man is here!
  15. I wash myself with a rag on a stick
  16. And a good day to you sir.
  17. Doesn’t he live in Brenham? Might be aggy.
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