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MAUFRAIS

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  1. Just got charged $325 a piece from UT for tickets I could get on Seat Geek for $120 right now. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
  2. AJ Hawk is a VY Heisman truther
  3. Can I have your watch when you are dead?
  4. Hopefully not a bad omen. Immediately made me think of this: https://clemsontigers.com/the-graveyard/
  5. How’re his decorating skills up at the dick’s sporting goods?
  6. Got the notification today that I will get peach bowl tickets if we make it, but we can’t go. The lesson I need to learn is that if I qualify for tickets, that means it’s a buyers market and I don’t want any.
  7. And stork here. Everybody thought the stork was brain damaged.
  8. MAUFRAIS

    Getting old sucks

    Your feet look like they drank out of the wrong grail.
  9. The fuck is a opp? Take me frame by frame it
  10. He’s also in waking life
  11. Showed up
  12. Argyle cutoff sweats. So hot right now.
  13. Charge went through but no tickets yet.
  14. Sark probably assumed Quinn would get injured again by now.
  15. The one I want to know about is Gossett Homes in Tarrytown. They are gigantic, expensive, and appear to be vacant.
  16. I knew I was a grownup when I started liking the tiny toast and banana runts
  17. Maybe the whole team needs to peroxide their hair for the playoffs?
  18. It was one of his buddies
  19. Whatever happened to that dude here in Austin who was a figure in the printed gun movement then went to jail for underage hookers? Haven’t heard about him since. As I remember he kind of looked like baker mayfield.
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