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BearMace

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  1. Is this legit?
  2. This. We tried 4 nights once and even the best of the best were apathetic zombies by the end of it.
  3. Tramp Stampede.
  4. Thousand Island like you normally would. Omit the Butterfinger because you don't need a good bark for chili.
  5. What's with British chicks clearly trading their asses for big tits? Any large breasted British woman almost certainly has a flat ass to the point it's nearly inverted.
  6. Process of elimination is easier in figuring out who destroyed the restroom. And in a bigger office he'd have to take more vile shits to give the whole office a taste.
  7. Whoa, chewing gum in construed as some sort of macho thing now?
  8. Is she plump enough for Vic yet?
  9. Don't forget to cross-post in the shart thread. Unless you did it on purpose. Not judging.
  10. People who say "methinks." Methinks you should fist yourself.
  11. Are you like 130lbs soaking wet?
  12. Or tee off on #1, cart chick rolls up, completely unneeded. Don't see her again until the turn, again, useless.
  13. I don't even want to know where you are that you're pumped to have Dominos.
  14. 1234
  15. Are there anarchist out there who don't always keep their phone, wallet and keys in the same pockets every day?
  16. I wonder if the cheetahs would have been more likely to attack the dude if he'd stepped between the lady carrying a baby. Might be lucky he was French.
  17. Seems legit.
  18. Yeah that hypothetical probably doesn't even belong in the random thoughts thread. Take that straight to the high thread.
  19. She knows the script of this thread.
  20. Second Chance Squash sounds like a program to get inner-city kids off the streets and into country club sports.
  21. What the fuck is leftover steak?
  22. Probably been to China and seen the man eating escalators and never been the same.
  23. I was blessed with great vision but my Dad was blind as a bat and had no idea until he was 10+ years old. Hearing him tell the story of when he first walked outside the optometrist office with glasses on and it being like a new world almost makes me me tear up like watching the videos of people getting their Cochlear implants turned on for the first time. A couple months late, but the sound of new metal spikes on grass at the beginning of baseball season. They might very well make the same sound all year, but at the beginning of the year after a break they just sound so sweet. Only thing better is when someone blasts off from one light and accelerates all the way up to a full stop while you coast from an appropriate distance back and subsequently blast past them because they were in such a hurry to reach a dead stop.
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