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Bookman

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  1. Stacey Abrams is black, so at least we know that Johnny Sack doesn't despise her.
  2. Some of the best alumni we have only attended graduate school or law school.
  3. Yeah did they not get to see the track before the race?
  4. Yeah I don't think I've ever filed suit without checking the Secretary of State records first. That would be pretty embarrassing.
  5. Seriously, you should buy this book. https://www.amazon.com/Euclids-Elements-AU-Euclid/dp/1888009187/ref=asc_df_1888009187/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312152840806&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15082432616669827638&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028071&hvtargid=pla-458586331851&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=61316181319&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312152840806&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15082432616669827638&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028071&hvtargid=pla-458586331851
  6. I only play pocket pairs. Sometimes suited one-gappers.
  7. Wait until you learn about squares and rectangles. Your mind will be blown.
  8. Ummm, yeah. We have these things called "prisons," and there's probably one near you. If you go there, you will find more than one person convicted of those crimes.
  9. I detest people like child molesters, murderers, Bernie Madoff. But you be you dude.
  10. I don't understand why anyone would go to work sick right now.
  11. I bet the number of new covid cases goes down after these next few days.
  12. HBO really needs to make a Rudy miniseries.
  13. We're Number One!
  14. In 2011, I decided that my habit of drinking 2-3 beers a day needed to end. I replaced it with Topo Chico. I don't think I was an alcoholic, but I sure drank beer practically every day.
  15. It's February 2, 2022, which means it's been six years since I've had any Copenhagen, smokeless tobacco, or any type of tobacco in general. Twenty-four year can-a-day Copenhagen habit. Still chew nicotine gum though, but the doc is okay with that.
  16. I requested the tests because why the fuck not?
  17. Back in 2010, when all I was doing was real estate loan workouts, all those big NY bankruptcy firms would bill their paralegals at $500+/hour.
  18. I bought this book when I got into law school and thought it was pretty good. It's almost 30 years old now though. https://www.amazon.com/History-Supreme-Court-Bernard-Schwartz/dp/0195093879?asin=0195093879&revisionId=&format=4&depth=1
  19. Still LMAO that Joe Biden kicked Trump's ass.
  20. I just finished nailing plywood to the inside of my windows. Anything else I should do?
  21. I'm kind of in the same boat. I graduated high school in 1994, and liked a few of their songs but didn't really get into Alice in Chains until Ryan Adams covered "Down in a Hole" in 2007.
  22. I wonder how many of these antivaxxers deep down are yearning for that sweet, sweet release from life.
  23. We know from Dan Patrick's suicide attempt that he thinks there are more important things than living.
  24. Ha ha ha ha ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
  25. Compared to Trump? Yes, it was a easy decision. That's why Biden won by 7,000,000 votes. If it was such an important election, why did the Republicans nominate such a terrible candidate? Who's next? Kid Rock?
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