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hayden_horn

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  1. it felt positively chilly down south of austin when that cold front brought us just below 100. i loved it. that's where we are. and i can't say what i think about this summer vs 2011. not right now. but let's get this shit over with, fuck
  2. ron: hmm, they are booing, oh, shit, well, i guess she's taking the mic. what's her name again? i don't know, but these people are sure maed at me. okay, look like that was planned. we're okay with this. i think. i don't know. look normal. what's normal look like? i don't really know, so i'ma just stand here and look like a potato casey: oh, fuck, these people are booing this useless ass husband of mine. i can't even look at him, oh my god that bitch just took his microphone, where's my trusted black guy in this sea of angry blacks, oh there you are big man, can you believe this shit, you told me this would be alright we're just trying to help FUCK! okay, casey, don't forget, smile real big, even when the cock is right in your ass!
  3. you are a joke. sorry but you are a fucking joke. Your party is a joke and you can take your guns and shove them all the way up your asshole. eat shit.
  4. jesus fucking christ talk about finding a way to fucking lose
  5. i was told by a relative that "if i believed that, then i believed lina hidalgo runs things around here." a more daring relative asked the gentleman kindly "wait, i'm confused then, who does run harris county?" and he sort of smirked and gasped at the same time while turning on his heel and saying "oh, you know who!" classic stuff. anyways, i've been a fan of hidalgo's for awhile. hate to see anything stick to her, but damn if they aren't trying, so she's doing a metric fuckton correctly, imo
  6. i was led to understand that its never lupus
  7. if I've learned one thing from starting up late and getting stoned and watching ancient aliens, is that you can say whatever batshit you want and as long as you are just asking questions, you're all good. "some ancient alien theorists think that..."
  8. for fucking real. it wasn't just a flppant throwaway line either. he's thought about what sort of gold domed suite vlad might offer him, without realizing that vlad might go full khal drogo dothraki on his ass and give him the gold dome: vlad is not a nice person. surely trump knows this, but for some reason he thinks that he'll be treated "in kind" by evil dictators around the globe.
  9. i won't even vote for a judge who wants to identify as republican even out of political necessity. i'm a hard fuck you to republicans and i used to be a pretty friendly local vote.
  10. man, all i did was sneak up behind my guy and smash his head into the pe clothes baskets.
  11. um, i was led to understand that there is money in the banana stand.
  12. class was.... .... .... ... .... .... NOT added.
  13. man did i love to make fun of his writing especially during the mack years. but he was a good one. RIP good sir.
  14. what's interesting about fishes was how normal that all seemed to me. my wife had to pause it three or four times to catch her breath. and i realized, fuck, if that shit is normalized to me, then what kind of fucked up trauma am i dealing with?
  15. the most concerning number there is the 74.2 million. the fuck are 11.2 million MORE people voting for trump after his disaster of a term? i get a ferw more here and there and covid was a major complicating factor that made people a little bit woowoo about shit, but that rings alarm bells for me. maybe they are the ones doing the voter fraud.
  16. this is why you never never never never shake a baby. oh shit wait
  17. i love you all and for the first time took a second to change my avatar on this site. ha.
  18. i think what happened is that dude was writing his memoir or whatever, got to the part about the movie, and his ghost writer or whoever was all "so, what'd you get out of that windfall?" and oher was all "not really, anything, now that i think about it. that's kind of fucked up, given the amount of attention that movie got me" and so he started looking into it and started feeling robbed when he started putting the pieces together. the parents didn't do it for the money, though. they did it for the access. they are like demigods as boosters at ole miss now, i bet. you cannot put a price on that. i'm willing to bet they took the money like my parents took my $5k CD (dating myself) when i was a kid. they never viewed at as stealing because it was them that got me that money or whatever. bot no one talked to me about it. i was later lamely told (and accepted) that was the cost of mom's hand me down car. $7k in a bank or wheels right now? math is easy for a teenager, and the parents talk themselves into it because they've given more in value than the perceived $$$ at play. ie, if they weren't so generous with their time by picking up the kid from the dumpster or whatever, he wouldn't have an nfl career, so this is a drop in the bucket, right? so i'm not willing to burn the parents at the stake here. like anything else, it was people not talking to each other. how could the conservatorship still be in play? sag residuals? fuck if i know. i know the parents did him wrong on this deal, but he's also got new people in his ear talking to him about how they ripped him off.
  19. now you've given me something to think about. interesting. i can see it as use in supporting evidence. that makes sense. thanks for the argument.
  20. i mean, we all really know it when we think about it, but it's alarming that draft anythings can be used against anyone. i draft many posts in this here computer machine that i deem too nasty or whatever to actually hit "submit." thought is not a crime. thinking a thing is not a crime. drafting a thing (and not sending it) is along the lines of thinking a thing, imo. edit: please note i'm not talking about submitting a thing and later deleting it after people have seen it. that's called "regret" and it's a different thing altogether.
  21. i cannot imagine the strategy behind it. but it does have precedent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_Commission_Trial who prosecuted that trial? a fucking named defendant in this trial. this fucking simulation.
  22. i don't remember any background checks, and, like i said, i have a small background, so if that would've been an issue, i wouldn't have made it as far. but i think that 7 months must also take into account the admin leadup? the compilation of the questions, the digestion and preparation for voir dire of the questions coming in, etc. i can't imagine it taking 7 months, but then again, if you have 19 different counsels trying to procedure the fuck out of things to delay and clusterfuck up the joint, it could take awhile. for the travis county jury i was actually on, we spent less than half our time on the jury actually in the courtroom. the rest of the time they were hashing out this or that legal matter while we waited in the jury room. and while our case was kind of complicated, and i won't bore everyone with the pretty gross details, in the end it was fairly straightforward from an evidence perspective and a documentation perspective. but i don't really know the answer, except that it's donald, so it's going to be a fucking circus no matter what.
  23. i don't really know i was just sharing my experience in relatively minor local cases. i will say that in both cases, i felt "special" when i did the online registration and when i showed up. i've showed up to jury duty several other times, and it's always been wait around in the court lobby for two hours, then everyone go home, the whole thing is off. both these times, i got special emails and the questions in the real mail. i don't think that they struck any jurors before we showed up. but there were definitely follow up questions to the questions. now maybe they had each struck certain people directly, but they are also subject to who actually shows up, right? i know we were nearly 200 deep for that federal case, which was extraordinary, i was told, and that took extra long for selection, and that trial took a long time, so it's the only real-life experience comparison i could make. but if there were multiple defendants in a case with substantially more complexity, i could see it going for quite a long time in the selection process.
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