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hayden_horn

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  1. yeah so the obvious answer to a circle c wife disappearing for 3 months usually has to do with booze and opioids. we all know what's in those yetis, ladies. the stanley upgrade is more concerning but i digress. shit, she just probably needed a good drying out after a particularly shit year and especially bad holidays and she went in for the iv and bananas and oranges and cigarettes and oh shit they discovered she didn't need a dry January but a full emergency detox from drinking six bottles of wine daily or something wild
  2. this is great. i love this idea.
  3. love the neti pot for cats. or the car wash. whatever it is it fucking rocks
  4. it is as ominous as all that though. he knows exactly how to say what he's saying. it's how he did jan 6. like, exactly how he did it
  5. lol elon didn't want an interview he wanted a blowjob. also tesla is one of those stocks where the fundamentals never mattered
  6. the fuck have yall been? i used to send money to managua via western union to some random person to fund my online offshore account i had in college 25 fucking years ago. made a ton of beer money off that thank you dallas stars especially
  7. she's seen that dude's o face willingly on multiple occasions. i can never take her seriously again. oh also she totes got elon into the hard drugs. allegedly.
  8. well holy shit we gonna get naoch or both tacos or what
  9. well this is fucking hilarious no matter who posted it goddammit that's funny
  10. i think he's trying to differentiate his English from his Latin from his Portuguese by changing his accent. I dunno
  11. it doesnt have to make sense. does it make you scream "im not owned im not owned" as you shrink and transform into a corn cob? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED LIBS OWNED
  12. it is incredible how out of touch they are. the optics of putting a rising woman star in...a...kitchen...talking...BUT WHATABOUTTHECHILDREN? bullshit
  13. it's so bad. come into my gigantic white person house and i will connect to you with wesley and ridgeway
  14. if this was a man they'd call him hysterical
  15. what about the global caliphate? PRAYER RUGS IN MEXICO YALL
  16. I am high af but this cracked me up i drive around austin every day wondering when that border invasion is going to show up
  17. holy fucking shit what the hell is this rich white lady talking about? republicans...yall are forfeiting decades of influence for an orange shitgibbon this border crisis has me worried af in my huge kitchen in austin myself for sure
  18. lol. wesley and i are worried in our huge fucking kitchen
  19. wow this is an interesting choice for rebuttal
  20. oh yeah remember when mitch mcconnell rebooted on live television?
  21. lol yeah. biden killed it and that's where he's at his best - fighting and jabbing. call me old and infirm at your peril he said I'll come for your entire fucking family
  22. i mean If we can't make old men on horse racing stimulant jokes during this entire election cycle then i ask you sir, IS THIS STILL AMERICA
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