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ermahgerdhorn

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  1. If they licensed the Trogdor song as their fight song I would 100% go to their games.
  2. The goes way beyond Ewers. The refs were in on it too. And there's more. Personally I believe there's a secret group of Syrians living in an underground bunker. The civil war there provides cover for their operations. From their underground bunker they map out wins/losses for college football up to 2 years in advance. Their end goal is to create enough chaos in the college football world to enable double agent Mormons they've planted, who are really Scientologists, to take over ESPN. From what I've heard they've hacked Sark's Uverse and are brainwashing him with subliminal messaging whenever he watches TV. It's all pretty simple if you take a step back and take the blinders off.
  3. It's amazing they keep their contract with Willie to play every Saturday night considering - at least in my experience - how frequently you go down there and he no-shows.
  4. Not trying to one up you here but a really close friend of my cousin runs one of the most successful underground sports books out of the Hartz Chicken in Giddings so I'm kind of the supreme authority here.
  5. omg we are going through both of the teams like a hot knife through butter. they both play perfectly to our strengths.
  6. Football is more fun when there's more than 1 play without a timeout or a penalty
  7. Honestly the SEC is going to be a cakewalk compared to the last several years in the B12. It's going to be one or two hard to hard-ish games a year and a bunch of cupcakes. The fact that there will be more exposure and more blowjobs from the media along the way will up our recruiting further, which will make the conference easier, which will make recruiting easier, wash, rinse, repeat. This was bama's formula and we easily step in to those shoes pretty easily our first year or two in the SEC. Saban got a taste of what he's going to be playing every single year with our game and I think the reality of that is going to make retirement with this legacy intact appear pretty darn appealing.
  8. Can we rename this thread "show me a third loss"? I think we can out offense OSU and the purple teams aren't yet proven in my book.
  9. Based on the genes in play here I don't think that was an option anyway
  10. You forgot they actually have a statue devoted to the honorable profession of wrapping a chain around a pipe (which obviously requires a 4 year degree subsidized by the rest of us).
  11. Wow! Hansen? Is there a place I can exchange my Longhorn gear for OU gear? This changes everything.
  12. This. Jimbo has made no secret of the fact that he hates CS and aggy culture. I'm wondering if he's intentionally eating shit so they'll be tempted to buy him out and he can go where he wants to go - WVU.
  13. Bags of dicks to arrive Bags from sideline, from above BV is complete
  14. The didn't have the current coaching staff back then. I'm fairly sure BV could fuck up Tom Brady somehow.
  15. So TCU is beating the absolute shit out of OU at #18 and their stadium is like 95% empty. Go forgs
  16. I'm confused. The article seems to imply they got in trouble for quoting posts with racist/homophobic slurs (which they were mocking). What does that have to do with us?
  17. Under a first year coach I think it is going to be tough for the team to rally after getting no-lubed last week. I like TCU but I guess we'll see.
  18. damn, this is some hardcore football shit right here
  19. Texas 56 WVU 10 Passing game lights it up. RB yards only 114
  20. Don't forget Event 4 - NFC and AFC stage mock debate on political issues.
  21. Wait the NFL is still a thing?
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