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  1. My aunt that lives off of Far West just got her power back on. There is hope if you are in that area.
  2. There is nothing natural about Jurassic Park.
  3. Well, Point Break was on this weekend and I stopped to watch it. I came in on the part at the airport and had to watch the ending. If Jurassic Park was on and there was literally nothing else on to watch I would turn off the TV and find something else to do.
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    Andor

    Holy Crap. I just finished the last episode and I fucking loved it! I'll have to re-watch it to find all of the things I missed the first time. It started out pretty slow, but goddamn it picked up there at the end, That was easily the best SW stuff to come out since Rouge One and it's not even close. I loved The Mandalorain and Obie Wan, but this was sooooo much better than either of those. I can't wait to see season 2. Well done SW people, well done!
  5. It's not even close. T2 and Point Break are fucking classics. The Sandlot is probably a classic, but Jurassic Park was really good at the time, but not a classic.
  6. Well, a recruiter found me on Linkedin and I got a new job that effectively raised my gross pay 70%. I wouldn't call it completely worthless.
  7. Nobody would notice them if everyone had them.
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    Earthquake!

    Of course he is a wizard. Would any normal person have a name like Hoogerbeets??
  9. Yeah, it’s the only way we can see the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.
  10. I collected a few more for you but put them all in one place for your convenience. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/1244-brian-fantana/
  11. After Ike in 2008, we were without power for 15 days. The houses across the street had power back after 3 days. We had a one month old baby, so we left after 5 days to stay at the MIL’s house. It was freaking miserable. I feel for those of you still without power. I have an aunt that lives off Far West that is still without power.
  12. The good thing about laundromats is that you can do all of your laundry at the same time. It’s much faster. The bad thing about laundromats is that you are at one.
  13. I don’t care if it was just a goddamn gender reveal ballon gone astray, if it came from China into our airspace it should be immediately removed. Someone is asleep at the wheel, clearly.
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    2023 Drunk Thread

    It wouldn't have been me. I always stock up before a natural disaster. We couldn't leave our house for 4 days during Harvey because of all the water, but I could have opened a neighborhood bar. You can never be too careful.
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    2023 Drunk Thread

    I feel for you Bongos. I've been there. We were without power for 15 days after Ike. We lost power for a day during the 2/21 winter storm and then had a pipe burst when the power did come back on. We were without water for 5 days because we couldn't get a plumber or find the necessary pipe fittings to fix it. My coon ass BIL brought some stuff from LA that fixed it, but that was a long week of boiling snow to have water to wash dishes and flush toilets. Hang in there and if you get drunk enough you will feel like you are camping.
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    2023 Drunk Thread

    Well, the beginning of the end is here. I have the next 9 days to do nothing but drink. I know there are some of you out there in the cold and dark with nothing else to do but drink as well. I hope y'all get power soon.
  17. Melinda had great tits. RIP the Christmas Story milf!
  18. Well it's official. I am unemployed...for a week. I have the next 9 days to blow it out because I am going to not only return to the office to work but also drive all the way downtown every day (Houston). So I plan on enjoying the next several days as much as I can. I will be golfing, drinking and listening to the Grateful Dead. I can't load any bowls though and have had to refrain. I was told by the HR lady that I wouldn't be drug tested but the offer letter stated that I will be, so I am not taking any chances. Anyway, the only drug I really need is the Grateful Dead!
  19. It's nice to see that someone has filled roflbox's void.
  20. Dig a little deeper on Hanoi Jane. Fuck her. I'll piss on her and Jerry's graves.
  21. I don't like celebrating when anyone dies, but I will celebrate when he and Jane Fonda die. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
  22. Post them…and pics of sister.
  23. Because people will bitch and question his credibility no matter what.
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