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Longhornfan1024

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I don't often put users on ignore, but when I do, it's ygifs.
  2. Wow. I click on this thread to see that slorch immediately slorch'd it with his idiocy. So I flip to the last post and in three pages we've moved on to arguing Puritans vs. Pilgrims. Good job, Surly. You've outdone yourselves.
  3. It should be a red (see, Mane kicking Ederson in the face), but it's the Premier League and it's Man City, so nothing.
  4. McTominay with three handballs in the box and var doesn't call for a pk. At this point why even have refs? They should just pull random fouls and calls out of a hat every 5 minutes. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  5. You sound like a miserable shit.
  6. Complains about every female character being the best at everything. Immediately names multiple female characters who weren't immediately the best at everything. Don't beat around the bush. If you don't like seeing a woman being better than a man at something, just say it.
  7. This just in: bald man doesn't think hair pulling is violent conduct.
  8. No, shit, you bald fuck. We all knew that already.
  9. Nah. They'll end up with Morata.
  10. So now pulling a guy back by his hair is fair game? Good to know and fuck Anthony Taylor. Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  11. If they can't register him does that mean he doesn't get paid? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  12. Just make sure to order it really loudly and say "I want that impossible sausage in my mouth" while making bj motions. And have someone film it for us.
  13. Not if it's Russia. He can just say he was handing off info to help them investigate Biden's corruption in Ukraine and his supporters will gladly eat up the obvious bullshit and smile.
  14. Anyone remember Surge?
  15. Goal of the weekend there already? Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
  16. Denmark, obviously.
  17. More like a year and a half. Do you really think this was being investigated by Trump's DOJ?
  18. Seems like he belongs on the old website.
  19. Why are all these traitors getting 60 days? They tried to end our Democracy. Give them 60 years.
  20. It's a moronic trope that Republicans use to get their dumbass voters to vote against their own self interest. Unfortunately, there are a lot of morons in this country who will happily embrace their own idiocy as long as they are given an enemy. "Me learn stuff! Furk no, that's elitist!"
  21. I like it a lot. Of course it's not going to be as good as Ragnarok, but I still thought it was really enjoyable.
  22. So they just want to see a bunch of fat girls get torn to shreds on live TV when they are all rejected immediately?
  23. Go be an Arsenal fan.
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