Everything posted by Knoxtnhorn
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
.125 How was n the holy hell does this guy even get put on a major league roster? And it's the effing DH. There's nobody in the minors that can just come up and hit, say, .200? I don't get it
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 1 - the host cities
Right there with you. I was in Dallas in '94. I think I watched the US/Colombia game at a sports bar; otherwise, I completely ignored the entire thing. Five years later, I'm traveling all over the East Coast to watch US Soccer games.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Hell yeah. Just kidding. I probably shouldn't have used a sexist angle. It's just the stupid hot takes, from random pundits, these days. Like that idiot Doering. Ok, yes, Arch is probably overhyped, but to claim that some scrub transfer from Wash St. is going to win the Heisman is just stupid. Even if he's actually good, the offensive personnel around him isn't. It's a take that nobody will remember when OU goes 5-7 and Mateer gets sacked 7 times a game. Some of these folks are no better or informed than the average texags poster. /early Friday drinking takes
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
My God. I'm all for equality and all, but can we nip (pun intended) a few of the women off ESPN? Someone by the name of Candy Maldonado (may have gotten the first name wrong) has an article about teams making or not making the playoffs. Of course, Texas is the team that she'd bet on to not make the playoffs. Fine. Cool. I have a couple of worries as well. Namely that Texas could lose at OSU and at GA, and only have room for one more loss to make the playoffs. But, she states that the Texas v aggy game is a coin flip. Fuck's sake.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Seems like a definite repeat, doesn't it?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I think it was one of Burton's bullet points on a previous page.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
I enjoyed it in a similar vein to the Taylor Sheridan series'. I gotta say. That's the worst final 5 minutes of a season finale that I've ever seen. "Oops. Sorry I stabbed you in the lung." Monty Python Prison Song
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
That Doering idiot is still going on about Mateer. Good Lord.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yep. I became a vegetarian for a day after seeing the rabbit farm scene. But...Whataburger.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yes! Dark Crystal got me as well. Going back to Wizards, I was all, "Animated characters can be brutally killed? Is that even legal?"
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Naked and Afraid
Yep. Again, she may be annoying and some words may need to be said; however, telling her to shut up is a tad much.
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Naked and Afraid
I know stress of the situation and all, but I'll never understand why some can't control their behaviors/mouths knowing full well they're being filmed. Kel may be annoying as F, but as a man, you cannot speak to a woman the way Joe does. And yippee. The biggest puss on the show has a Texas tattoo the size of a nerf ball on his leg.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Since we're doing this. Before my time, but as a 5 year-old my mom was kind enough to share the death scene from Darby O'Gille and the Little People. By the age of 8, I snuck downstairs just in time to see the babysitter put on an animated movie. Wizards. First PG13 movie. Dreamscape.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
100% true. That was always perplexing to me when I lived in Knoxville. That is, Vol fans claiming that every other fanbase was/were hillbillies. Hell, their own fight song is about living in the hills and making moonshine.
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The movie you just watched
Opus. It's an A24 movie on HBOMax. Very Midsommer-ish. John Malkovich is in it. 8 out of 10.
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2025 Pro Cycling Season
Agree. I was disappointed that this year's Tour didn't have a gravel stage (like last year), but this made up for it. I didn't know if the change until watching it today, so it was a pleasant surprise. The final stage - other than the pomp and circumstance - is usually pretty boring to me. I like mountains.
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So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
I thought about starting a thread to ask how common this is. The last two funerals I've attended have been sports themed. My cousin's aggy funeral in 2016, which I've written about on here. *Story spoilered below for those that have seen it. Very awkward. Last week's funeral was a friend of mine from Knoxville. I lived there for 20 years before returning to Texas in 2017. Anyway, both funerals requested attendees to honor the sports teams associated with the deceased.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Tl;dr ... OU is poor.
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Texas Basketball Recruiting Notes: It's Miller Time
Still pissed at Dad's comment when he joined Barnes at TN. Something about, "This shade of orange is much better than burnt orange.". I know he was playing the crowd, but f that.
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So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
Lol. I was just up there this past weekend for a funeral. It was Vol, Dolphin, Magic, and Vikings themed. I had to wear a Vol shirt; however, I donned the Texas hat. Back on task. I'm on one of the Vol boards right now. There's a screenshot of a tweet where someone is stating Nico was one of many that were unhappy. Boo's mom chimed in in agreeance by posting, "Finally! Somebody said it!" What a mess. Lol at Heupel and the Vols. Sorry to my wife, friends, and the cool poster on here.
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Bruce Willis - done with acting
Lulz. Without knowing about this thread, I just showed my mom the end of Signs and The Sixth Sense. When I read @Parliament's post, my brain got really confused. /wine
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Dave Campbell's is out...
It's out somewhere. I got my via my subscription to Dave Campbell's almost a month ago.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I can't believe the two largest DFW sports franchises are run by Jerry Jones and Nico Harrison.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hits far from home as I'm in Tennessee this weekend.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
The trailer also shows 11 in a skin suit for a split second. I think the fun bags are coming out.