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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. Palmer is such a dumbfuck
  2. I know it won't happen, but Ewers needs to see the bench. I'm sick of this shit.
  3. We have two, maybe three, badass receivers and a badass TE, and less than 100 yds in the air at half.
  4. To the short side of the field.
  5. I'm done with Ewers. If he can't hit a deep ball, can't run, can't manage a pocket, and makes dumbass decisions, move on.
  6. Geez. We're going to have so many guys drafted and still be a Top 5 team next year.
  7. Not even close. Head didn't turn around, holding both arms down, Jesus Christ.
  8. Obvious pass interference. Why do we never get this fucking call?
  9. LOL. We have the better punter.
  10. You see that Quinn? Stop being a bitch, move, and complete a pass.
  11. Moore was wide fucking ass open.
  12. Well done. Now stop fucking around O.
  13. Oh good. Greg Davis is back.
  14. We're rooting for TN, right? Get GA to 3 losses in case we drop one. If TN loses, they'll prob finish with 2 losses.
  15. This is my yearly post bitching about ad lyrics superimposed over Christmas music. It's trite. It's lazy. And it's always a group of stupid-looking white people with stupid looks on their faces.
  16. Family and I were up there for the TN game. There was quite a bit of mixture of both fan bases. We ate at JJ's on W Dickson Street. The area was really packed 3 hours before game time. Oddly, the Arky folks were extremely nice. I was wearing a Vol shirt (for my wife) and a Longhorn hat. I was expecting to be berated, but I didn't get a single trash talking comment.
  17. From my classroom. Yearly observation done. Tyson fight tonite. New bottle of bourbon. FIGHTTTTTTTT!
  18. Good God. Was that the year NC State blocked like 45 field goals against us in the opener? If so, that was the year I went through 3 coffee tables. My family still brings that up any time TX loses a game. "Did ya break any coffee tables?"
  19. Not going to bitch considering the win and we played on a Chia Pet field.
  20. When did Jamaica turn into bigger cocksuckers than Mexico?
  21. Wow. I always thought it was a Seinfeld scene. Thanks.
  22. I've texted this to my son at least 30 times in the last two years during our high school and/or Cowboy games. I actually don't recall the context. Halp!
  23. These three were split off from their original "tribe"/allies. The girls are reacting to the fact that one of their friends/allies had been voted off in the previous tribal council. The dude, is obviously happy about this outcome. I'm pretty sure that's the context.
  24. I'm laughing at one of the new Disney ads. IIRC, it's a kid getting his hair cut at a barbershop which, I'm assuming, is inside Magic Kingdom's Main Street. They show, I think, his dad and grandfather also getting a cut. I can't imagine how pissed off I'd be as a kid if I walked into Magic Kingdom and had to go get my hair cut.
  25. Opposite problem here. I throw out a bag of grapes, several apples, several oranges, etc. every weekend. I've asked her to get packaged fruit, but I'm told it'll be eaten this time.
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