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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. So we went from benching a Top 5 Heisman candidate to damn near covering by half? Weird.
  2. Whelp. The 9.95ers were right about Bolden's psycho ass in the punt return game. I thought he was going to get destroyed when he caught that.
  3. LOL. Bad idea jeans.
  4. Trying not to drink. Trying not to drink.
  5. I prefer the kool aid to this.
  6. Well, defense looks great.
  7. Lol. I'm pretty sure I know this kicker. Played soccer within the club org that I coached. And, he should have stuck with soccer.
  8. He'll miss this, won't he?
  9. F sake. Injuries?!?
  10. I kind of liked it but, what the hell was that ending? I'm guessing a preview of Pat 2, but it just kind of came out of nowhere without a warning. Just a bunch of random, 2-second clips.
  11. I think that's the one I may have mixed up with Sterns. I'm speaking to the Texag (or other) org that skirted the lines of legality by making a short doc before the commitment. Dude committed to us shortly thereafter.
  12. Going back a page re: safeties, you'd damn well think they'd remember Caden Sterns. One of the funnier recruitments I've ever seen.
  13. Saban may have said that, but he sure as hell wasn't winning with the "lunch-pail-read-to-young-kids" types.
  14. Lol at the, "We're so important that, when we lose a recruit, that school's PR dept. has the recruit leave aggy out of the Top 3". I do see we hit on almost every Bingo square... He's overrated. He's been paid off. Trust Elko. I'd rather have hungry 4 stars than cocky 5 stars. Look! Ga Tech's 3 stars beat FSU's 4 and 5 stars! We can do it too! He's signed with Texas so he's now a habitual liar. Well, Jimbo recruited high stars and look how that went.
  15. Texas 31 - 9. Receivers: 267
  16. LOL. My two favorite thus far: 1. "We've had a higher recruiting class for, what, the last 15 years?" 2. "Kids can flip. Look at Tyanthony Smith last year." /I don't think those words mean what you want them to mean
  17. Lulz. I don't have the ability to post the screenshot right now but, Texas State fans posts a pic of their stadium. Aggy responds by asking what high school stadium that is. Texas State gut responds, "A stadium whose seen its team beat App State". @Bobcat Den if anyone wants to see it.
  18. Yep. I've wondered about that. There's no way in hell I'm sleeping in some of these locations with my peehole out. I'm still horrified by one of my first experiences on the 40. I can't recall the class, but I'm pretty sure it was in one of the "six pack" buildings. First day of class. Professor tells this long story about traveling abroad, getting super sick and nobody having any idea why. Eventually, he starts hurling w/o being able to stop. At some point, they pull something like a 2-foot worm out his ass. It had been living in his stomach and, occasionally, trying to exit his stomach through his esophagus. That was causing the vomiting. My naive, freshman mind was all, "That's what they talk about in college lectures?!?!? /csb
  19. I'd come up with a ranked list of what would do me in if I ever tried Naked and Afraid. It was, Bugs/rashes Heat - especially at night ADHD mind gets bored and says, "F it". I'm going to go ahead and put "extremely swollen testicle" at the top now. Props to Dani for helping out when you know she just wanted to hurl.
  20. Is that also the name of the spot off 35 about 5 miles north of the stadium? My kids and I ended up there after a game last year. Some guy was OD'ing on the front walkway. We were the only gringos in the entire place. Luckily, I speak Spanish. The waitresses looked pretty good to me, but I've always had a thing for the Latinas. Yep, Ojos Locos.
  21. Yep. It sucks because my wife and two of my best friends are Vol grads. Plus, I enjoyed the '90 Cotton Bowl in the Vol section (against Arkansas) far more than I did in the Texas section the following year. But, damn if living in Knoxville for 18 years didn't turn me against them.
  22. Lulz. Right about the time where we finally find some finishing and offense, we lose the ability to defend and have no reliable goalkeeper.
  23. Relatedly, I was shocked at how good Bob Odenkirk was as an action lead - Nobody.
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