Everything posted by Knoxtnhorn
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Joke of a team.
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Texas Women's Soccer
I get soccer can be a fluky sport at times. The high school girls team I coached almost beat one of the best teams in the state one year because they shanked like 20 shots. Score should have been 8-0. It was 2-1. In my defense, I had exactly one club player on my team against a team who had 3rd string club players. That being said, how in the holy hell do you give up 3 goals, at home, to NW State? They shouldn't have had 3 decent shots, much less goals. I thought CDC was going to get rid of this trash last year.
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Texas Women's Soccer
Kelly's old school, TN, is kicking the shit out of #1 UNC right now.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Lulz. My soon-to-be-Longhorn freshman saw this for the first time when he was about 11. Took him to see Texas play aggy in basketball in Ft Worth. (I can't recall why the game was there.). Anyway, the dumbass ags pulled this weird crap and he said, "What is this shit?". That's the only time I've ever heard him curse.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This biased poll crap is so aggy. Yes, ESPN contacted all of the coaches and writers to implore them to over rank Texas for ......... Um, ratings or something?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This team is a sitcom.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Is 2 for 6 for a yard (passing) good?
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Kind of weird. My wife attended TN when Peyton was QB; my son begins his college career at Texas in 2 weeks w/ Arch as the QB. I think TN not having a viable QB is kind of funny considering almost every one of them called the Nico/Aguilar trade a win. @texifornia hit the nail on the head. Most of the SEC grads are actually pretty cool. In not having a plethora of professional sports in the SE, a lot of folks tied themselves to the state college team. Those are the fuckwads.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I lol every time at this one. Perfect casting for a cat lady.
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Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
From what I recall in having attended Vol tailgates and games for 10+ years... Georgia fans were the worst. South Carolina fans were, by far, the best. Vol fans are pretty cool UNLESS you mention Texas. They are somehow absolutely obsessed with the "real UT" thing. Which is weird, because I never, not once, thought about them until I moved to Knoxville. Kentucky football fans - kind of cool. KY basketball fans, not so much. Florida fans were pretty cool if only for the fact that they drove my Vol friends crazy. I was up there when the Gators beat TN just about every year. I don't recall much about the MIssissippi teams. I'll give them a pass due to Kiffin and Leach. I'm not sure I ever met a Vandy fan. That's Nate Bargatze's school/team, so they're cool in my book. Arky fans were terrible. You know it's bad when Vol fans are making fun of the "hillbillies". Almost forgot. Aggy did play there before they joined the SEC. It was funny because I warned my Vol friends about them, and they didn't disappoint. Effing idiots walking up and down The Strip, wearing those stupid ass overalls, yelling and whooping. My friends were all, "Ok, we'll root for the Longhorns after this."
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He's probably met my SIL. Adult Disney fanatic. Has been on at least 15 vacations since moving nearby in 2017. Every, single one to a Disney park somewhere in the World. She's neither married nor does she have any kids. To borrow a Gaffigan line, "Even the Comicon people are a little frightened by her."
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So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
Lulz. Vol coaching staff blurring out the QBs in videos where they throw INTs. https://www.on3.com/college/tennessee-volunteers/news/tennessee-football-posts-practice-highlight-but-blurs-out-qb-who-threw-int/
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
.125 How was n the holy hell does this guy even get put on a major league roster? And it's the effing DH. There's nobody in the minors that can just come up and hit, say, .200? I don't get it
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 1 - the host cities
Right there with you. I was in Dallas in '94. I think I watched the US/Colombia game at a sports bar; otherwise, I completely ignored the entire thing. Five years later, I'm traveling all over the East Coast to watch US Soccer games.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Hell yeah. Just kidding. I probably shouldn't have used a sexist angle. It's just the stupid hot takes, from random pundits, these days. Like that idiot Doering. Ok, yes, Arch is probably overhyped, but to claim that some scrub transfer from Wash St. is going to win the Heisman is just stupid. Even if he's actually good, the offensive personnel around him isn't. It's a take that nobody will remember when OU goes 5-7 and Mateer gets sacked 7 times a game. Some of these folks are no better or informed than the average texags poster. /early Friday drinking takes
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
My God. I'm all for equality and all, but can we nip (pun intended) a few of the women off ESPN? Someone by the name of Candy Maldonado (may have gotten the first name wrong) has an article about teams making or not making the playoffs. Of course, Texas is the team that she'd bet on to not make the playoffs. Fine. Cool. I have a couple of worries as well. Namely that Texas could lose at OSU and at GA, and only have room for one more loss to make the playoffs. But, she states that the Texas v aggy game is a coin flip. Fuck's sake.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Seems like a definite repeat, doesn't it?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I think it was one of Burton's bullet points on a previous page.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
I enjoyed it in a similar vein to the Taylor Sheridan series'. I gotta say. That's the worst final 5 minutes of a season finale that I've ever seen. "Oops. Sorry I stabbed you in the lung." Monty Python Prison Song
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
That Doering idiot is still going on about Mateer. Good Lord.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yep. I became a vegetarian for a day after seeing the rabbit farm scene. But...Whataburger.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yes! Dark Crystal got me as well. Going back to Wizards, I was all, "Animated characters can be brutally killed? Is that even legal?"
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Naked and Afraid
Yep. Again, she may be annoying and some words may need to be said; however, telling her to shut up is a tad much.
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Naked and Afraid
I know stress of the situation and all, but I'll never understand why some can't control their behaviors/mouths knowing full well they're being filmed. Kel may be annoying as F, but as a man, you cannot speak to a woman the way Joe does. And yippee. The biggest puss on the show has a Texas tattoo the size of a nerf ball on his leg.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Since we're doing this. Before my time, but as a 5 year-old my mom was kind enough to share the death scene from Darby O'Gille and the Little People. By the age of 8, I snuck downstairs just in time to see the babysitter put on an animated movie. Wizards. First PG13 movie. Dreamscape.