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Stella Link

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  1. So, can I own a handgun if I have a plastic straw conviction? (Asking for a friend)....
  2. OMG...can't believe they still make these! A girl I went to school with (smokin' hot with very nice titties) used to wear a t-shirt that read "How do you like my Tiddies?" Of course, we used to tease her about it, and of course, she loved it....
  3. Ditto in H-town. Weather guys and gals backing off rain chances down here. 60% chance of less than one inch.
  4. Have 2 tickets for Monday, August 27 for the Oakland game?
  5. Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home. Pretty interesting skill set.
  6. And that's just the Mayor's office.....
  7. We need to focus on getting (and keeping) healthy for the playoffs.
  8. I was thinking about getting a Miele. Anyone own one? Any reviews??
  9. If this keeps up, Houston will become the third largest city in just a few weeks.
  10. Nope...Pamela Anderson as Mrs. Garrett. The show is about the "real" facts of life.
  11. Nothing on the west side. Storms have been building up to the south all afternoon long, then the force fields come out along Beltway 8 and the storms just fade away.
  12. I'll sell myself to the highest bidder and donate half. The other half I'm using to get my nails done.
  13. Apparently, the murder was captured on video by a METRO bus. http://abc13.com/3878038/
  14. Stella Link

    Great Quotes

    Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. - Peter "Fat" Clemenza
  15. OMG!! So, Walter Woynarowski is Batman??
  16. RIP Mr. Denius. Thank you for your remarkable service, to our country and to our University. Hook 'em.
  17. HOA vs Dykes: Town demands they get rid of Autistic teen's free range service ducks So, what does this article and thread have to do with lesbians??
  18. That's Britney. Who's Demi??
  19. A doctor calls his patient and tells him his lab tests are in and to come to his office. The patient goes to the doctor's office, and the doctor says "I have some bad news. You are only expected to live for 2 more weeks". The doctor then hands the patient his invoice. The patient says, "Wow...this is a huge invoice...it will take me at least two months to pay it". "Ok", said the doctor...."you have an additional 8 weeks to live".
  20. The police came to my house, knocked on my door to tell me my dog was chasing kids on bikes. I told the police, that couldn't be true. My dog doesn't even own a bike.
  21. The need some kerosene and a match.
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