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orangebird

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  1. So...about Harsin: Does anybody remember when he was an assistant here under Mack? Toward the end, he made a comment, something to the effect of how he was looking forward to getting back to a situation that was just about football again? Reading between the lines, it was implied that he hated the circus that surrounded this program. I think Harsin would be a damn good coach, but he is basically a god in Boise. Boise State is his alma mater, and probably his dream job. I think he is much like Patterson at TCU. I don't see him coming here, no matter how much money someone wants to throw at him. Honestly Herman ain't it, but I don't even know whom Texas would hire who would be worth a shit who would come here right now. I guess I'm getting too old for this shit...
  2. That seriously depends on what changes between now and next season. If it's status quo...hard pass from me.
  3. This. I took the wife wine-tasting, and then went to IKEA and bought a new chair for my home office. I feel like the day was infinitely more productive and enjoyable than if I had stayed home and watched the shit Mensa trotted out onto the field for three hours today. Didn't miss a goddamn thing.
  4. Yeah, about as much as I enjoy pounding my testicles with a sledgehammer. Thanks for asking.
  5. No life...no hope...dead inside...just walking corpses. Pretty well sums up everything about this program right now.
  6. So when do we get to send Mensa to the Nick Saban Home for Coaches Who Can’t Coach Good or whatever the fuck it’s called? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. Can someone tell me one thing this team does well? Anything? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  8. Herman's ego is writing checks his body can't cash.
  9. Probably one of those guys who just gets off on being a contrarian.
  10. Well this is just great. Baylor is going to be pissed after this loss and will come out and rape us like a prison bitch next week. Just end me now.
  11. Well Big XII, you got the outcome you wanted. Fuck OU and fuck the Big XII.
  12. I'd rather see Texas in the B1G, just for the sheer lulz at all the Nebraska fans.
  13. IMHO that's not the issue. The issue is that it's not called fairly or equitably. blowU could strangle a defensive lineman right in the middle of the field and it wouldn't be called. Texas could sneeze on a defense lineman and it would be a 15 yard PF for unsportsmanlike conduct.
  14. Uh, would somebody remind Baylor that games are scheduled for four quarters?
  15. I don't particularly like Baylor, for all the reasons you stated. However, I will never ever root for blowU under any circumstances. But the silver lining here is that Baylor's massive turnaround after going 1-11 two years ago increases the pressure for the Texas athletic department to do something about this garbage coaching staff, hopefully sooner rather than later.
  16. Just to twist the knife even further, we screwed over LSU by hiring Mensa out from under them, then they went and hired Orgeron and are now sitting pretty at #1. Mensa hire looking worse and worse all the time.
  17. I'm not gonna lie, I'm really enjoying watching blowU getting prison raped by Baylor right now. I've already accepted the foregone conclusion that the same will happen to Texas next week.
  18. My prediction: CDC doesn't make Mensa do shit, and Mensa turns in a pair of 5-7 seasons before getting shitcanned after 2021. O/U on whether my liver lasts that long before I die of liver failure from all the drinking I'll be doing between now and then to cope.
  19. I don't like RapeU, but I fucking hate blowU. I have no problem with the rapists destroying the dirt burglars tonight. We hired Mensa at the same time Baylor hired Rhule. Rhule going to the playoffs will turn the heat up to 11 on Mensa. I'll allow it.
  20. No, this is gonna be more like the Patrick Dennehy situation, I'm afraid.
  21. Run up the fucking score, Baylor. DO IT.
  22. I'm in. Where do I donate for the banner?
  23. Well, if it isn't Captain Obvious...
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