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Spartan52

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  1. ^undefeated
  2. Vic was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you 3 Beauties from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , you bloody idiot, Wales!" So Vic apologised and said, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" ........and that's when the trouble started....
  3. A snail goes in to a car dealership.Salesman asks, “What can I do for you, sir?”Snail replies, “I want your fastest sports car with a custom paint job.”“Well, I’m sure we can make that happen for you. What kind of paint job are you looking for?”“I want fire engine red, with iridescent S’s painted all around. One on each door, the roof, the rear bumper, and a great big S on the hood.”“I like your style”, says the salesman. So, he has the showroom floor car taken to the paint shop for the unique paint job.When the car is finished, the snail slides behind the wheel, hammers down on the gas pedal, and tears off in a cloud of burnt rubber.Paint shop guy asks, “what the hell was that all about?”Salesman replies, “Dunno... but look at that S car go!”
  4. Hell yeah I'd jump!
  5. I wonder who had responsibilty for proof reading this
  6. Just waiting for the 'Shut up and take my money' gif....
  7. Just got this as a B'day present over the weekend, different to BF1, still feeling my way. Don't like not being able to spot for my team. I don't give a toss about skins for guns so that doesn't really appeal but I'm an old bloke so maybe that's why. have only played Conquest and Squad Conquest so far.
  8. Spartan52 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Get well soon Hate
  9. Just caught up, thanks Mach for a fantastic story, cannot wait to see the Missus on Shark Tank!
  10. wow...
  11. I've never been very good at Geography..... But at least I can name one city in France.... that's Nice
  12. I have a 1/10 Traxxas Stampede 2WD truck that is a blast, have to drag it out and fire it up again, its about 10-12 yrs old. I also have a small drone that I can take pics with or fly around the backyard tormenting my BC
  13. I have just finished a 4 book series called 'The Greatcoats' by Sebastien De Castell First book is called Traitors Blade Its kind of a twist on the 3 Musketeers with magic elements and some seriously funny parts and dialogue. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
  14. This is so painful to watch now.
  15. ^ My current office I have a co-worker who jumps onto my computer if its unlocked and changes the lock screen/screensaver to a Manpower poster or something similar, I think its humorous...
  16. Re that Mako that has been bitten, Bermagui is a small town south of Sydney over here in Aus. good marlin fishing at the right time of year as well.
  17. What the hell is forced entry?? Dynamite? Sorry to hear you lost your stuff.
  18. Wife called me just after I left the house to complain about me not doing something I had already done, then says I'm annoying for not giving her any reason to be annoyed at me...welcome to Monday.
  19. Yep, I've had it done and here in Aus there are companies that will come to your work and do it in the carpark while you carry on with your day, never had an issue afterwards.
  20. Ask you to get dressed and take the Chola with you when you left.
  21. Yeah the Whisperers are humans who have basically cut the head/skin off a walker and were wearing it like a mask, not sure how that covers the 'live human' smell that was a problem earlier on but lets not look too closely for logic here, I did laugh when the Z ducked under Jesus' sword and stabbed him in the back, again so many times it just makes me wonder how any of them survived in the first place.
  22. I think your sarcasm meter might need calibrating...
  23. Well being an Aussie and rarely being able to see Texas play and knowing only very little about this game I can tell you that I think OU Sux
  24. Just explain the only way to get the wrinkles out is to suck them out.
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