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Spartan52

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  1. Vic was in a bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked, "Hello, ladies are you 3 Beauties from Scotland?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales , you bloody idiot, Wales!" So Vic apologised and said, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" ........and that's when the trouble started....
  2. A snail goes in to a car dealership.Salesman asks, “What can I do for you, sir?”Snail replies, “I want your fastest sports car with a custom paint job.”“Well, I’m sure we can make that happen for you. What kind of paint job are you looking for?”“I want fire engine red, with iridescent S’s painted all around. One on each door, the roof, the rear bumper, and a great big S on the hood.”“I like your style”, says the salesman. So, he has the showroom floor car taken to the paint shop for the unique paint job.When the car is finished, the snail slides behind the wheel, hammers down on the gas pedal, and tears off in a cloud of burnt rubber.Paint shop guy asks, “what the hell was that all about?”Salesman replies, “Dunno... but look at that S car go!”
  3. I wonder who had responsibilty for proof reading this
  4. Just waiting for the 'Shut up and take my money' gif....
  5. Just got this as a B'day present over the weekend, different to BF1, still feeling my way. Don't like not being able to spot for my team. I don't give a toss about skins for guns so that doesn't really appeal but I'm an old bloke so maybe that's why. have only played Conquest and Squad Conquest so far.
  6. Spartan52

    Getting old sucks

    Get well soon Hate
  7. Just caught up, thanks Mach for a fantastic story, cannot wait to see the Missus on Shark Tank!
  8. I've never been very good at Geography..... But at least I can name one city in France.... that's Nice
  9. I have a 1/10 Traxxas Stampede 2WD truck that is a blast, have to drag it out and fire it up again, its about 10-12 yrs old. I also have a small drone that I can take pics with or fly around the backyard tormenting my BC
  10. I have just finished a 4 book series called 'The Greatcoats' by Sebastien De Castell First book is called Traitors Blade Its kind of a twist on the 3 Musketeers with magic elements and some seriously funny parts and dialogue. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED
  11. ^ My current office I have a co-worker who jumps onto my computer if its unlocked and changes the lock screen/screensaver to a Manpower poster or something similar, I think its humorous...
  12. Re that Mako that has been bitten, Bermagui is a small town south of Sydney over here in Aus. good marlin fishing at the right time of year as well.
  13. What the hell is forced entry?? Dynamite? Sorry to hear you lost your stuff.
  14. Sorry I missed this when you started it, Tassie is cool, worth making the effort to see Wineglass Bay and Cradle Bay is also good, great wineries like 9th Island and Pipers Brook, seafood is good here as well, some fantastic golf here also - Barnbougle and Lost Farm. It only takes 2.5 hrs to get from Hobart to Launceston if you just drive from one to the other, east coast is more popular way though and that can soak up a few days with the stops you might make. Glad you had a good time.
  15. Meh, I'm normally reasonable with the flat stick but not that day, if I have this happen again next week then I will start to worry.
  16. All of the above... just NFI what I was doing on the day and couldn't fix it.
  17. And Beta is a Terminator sent back to find Sara Connor in the Zombie Apocalypse but she was already a Walker
  18. JFC, played yesterday, shot 46/47 with 45 putts. I had 10 x 3 putts, Tee to green was solid but once I was on the green it felt like I had no idea how to putt, dunno why.
  19. I swallowed a Dictionary. It gave me Thesaurus throat I've ever had.
  20. I know I will regret saying this, but size isn't everything!
  21. Now I'm trying to be polite but you better take that back or we will have a problem.
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