Everything posted by Paul Wesley
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Why won't Nikki Haley be the first female POTUS?
It's a simple question, Nikki. Just say "slavery" and we'll move on.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
100% this. Even more than that, it's only 24 months since the Aggies signed a historically great class at the moment that Texas was coming off an embarrassing 5-7 season that including a home loss to Kansas. To think that we're leaving the Big 12 with scoreboard on all the left-behinds, winning the conference, in the playoffs, signing our own monster class... and like you said, they paid out an insane amount of money for a ho-hum hire, an incomplete staff, and an recruiting class that's unraveled. Nobody could have imagined how violently the wheel of fortune turned for both programs. Edit to add: we're also about to put a shit ton of guys in the NFL. Who would have thought that *we* would be successfully selling "come here and maximize your NFL draft potential" only 24 months after 5-7?
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
Yeah, if Georgia had won, it would have been the four undefeated conference champions, and we'd be out. It's really crazy what the Bama win over Georgia meant for the Texas program. Had Georgia won the SEC, we'd be looking at a meaningless bowl, we'd have a TON of opt-outs, we'd be bitching about how the entire season slipped away on a last-second loss just like 2008. Instead, we're killing it on the recruiting trail, and we might have the best all-around sales pitch in the nation right now - a playoff team, NIL money, first-class academics, moving to the SEC, a coaching staff that's about to put a shit ton of guys into the NFL, etc.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
This. He starts each broadcast with calm, flowery, scripted praise for Texas. But if the game is tight in the 4Q, he excitedly reacts in an anti-Texas way to every single important play (score, spot of the ball, possession of the ball, penalty, etc).
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
That fucking clip, man... Every year or so, I grab my keyboard and start typing, "I still cannot get my head around the fact that America elected this comically stupid buffoon to be president." All these people at his country club, just gleefully trying to capture this moment like they're 14-year old girls at a BTS concert - presumably those are wealthy and reasonably well-educated adults. And to see how joyful they are to be in his presence, like they're all trying to touch the hem of his garment, just soooo excited to cheer while he tells them demonstrably false lies... I still cannot get my head around it. Lately I just come back to the same conclusion/explanation: Propaganda works.
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Bob Menendez might actually be going to prison this time
I’m on a phone… not sure if this link will work: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/gold-bars-featured-bob-menendez-bribery-case-linked-2013-robbery-recor-rcna128006
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CFP Semifinal: Michigan/Alabama Rose Bowl - 4pm CT ESPN
I had to work yesterday, and I couldn't watch the playoff selection show until today, and I'm right at the point where they interview Harbaugh. (let me pause here for context: I have generally rooted for Michigan, and I see them as a fellow top-flight public university) Paraphrasing just a little here: ESPN: "So, anyway, Jim, you got suspended for cheating, then you cheated some more, then you agreed to be suspended because you definitely have been cheating a long time, and also you were concurrently cheating while also running a ring of cheating cheaters. And you've had to miss a bunch of games this year. First, for cheating. Again, for more cheating. And now, you're ranked number one. How does that feel?" (and now, this is verbatim) Harbaugh: (points fingers upward). "Yeah, thanks to God, first. It's been, uh.... He's had his hand on this team the entire year. It's been a spiritual journey for us, so uh, all thanks, all thanks to God and our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ." (Really. He said that.)
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
Crisis actor
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
How 'bout Texas plays FSU with our 3rd string QB just to make it fair?
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
This game now features a combined 19 points and 18 punts.
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
1. Penix would be the best qb we've played all year 2. They'd be perfectly happy to throw it 50-60 times 3. Our safeties are just kind of average We might beat them, but they're not a great matchup for us
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
I'm hoping they flip 1 and 2
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
"This has been a dominating performance by the Florida State defense!" Total yards 169 to 159
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
FSU opens second half with 1 yard on three plays, and a punt.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
Best case for us is: 1. Washington 2. Michigan 3. Texas 4. Bama I don't want any part of Washington in the first round
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
sunk cost and such
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Fuck Brett Yormark
Yeah, hard to feel bad for him.
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
Florida State is gonna finish the first quarter with 3 yards of offense. 3.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
The pro-SEC crowd is suddenly forced to be pro-Texas, since their champ got an ass kicking by the Big 12's champ. They're all suddenly ready to fuck over undefeated Florida State
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
Weird how the elephant in the room is a Longhorn.
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Fuck Brett Yormark
His clown-show anti-Texas antics for YEARS have earned him every bit of derision he gets today
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Fuck Brett Yormark
Let’s see if he hands us the trophy like a man, or bitches out in some way.
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
I want to call plays like we’re in a beauty contest
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
That was 0 on play clock
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BIG 12 CHAMPS - ADIOS MOFOS!
Total horse shit